Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[NicknamedBob]

"Why is this the only teat available in less than two weeks?"

Sounds like a government program.

Logic doesn't go bad, but it can become ill.

[ThomasThomas]

I decided to read my auto manual all the way though and discover that I can not use my car as a snow plow or an ambulance. The didn’t say any thing about pull tree stumps. I am only on page 12 and I already learned something!

[OddLane]

Not directly related, as if anything is, but I've just posted a personal thread that touches upon the life of one of the original members of the UT crew.

Those of you who remember probably remember her as Kangaroojacqui.

[NoCmpromiz]

Logic doesn't go bad

But it you put it in the back of the refrigerator for a couple of months it becomes... fuzzy.

..and stands up and waves 'Hello' every time you open the door..

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[Tax-chick]

[moose07]

Shaun-the-Sheep News report: Link to video

Morning. !

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Very interesting news item.

3 seconds of video per day, I had no idea. I suppose that would be incredibly expensive, if they had to pay actors!

[Slings and Arrows]

"And STAY out!"

[Tax-chick]

LOL! This is the mother of some of the Good Morning Kittens. Maybe she’s talking to her ex-boyfriend.

[TheOldLady]

Or she may be refusing to sing the moslim call to prayer.

Good kitty!

[TheOldLady]

Oh, BTW!! Thank you for the pictures. Your children are adorable.

[Tax-chick]

Excellent point, and you’re welcome.

[Gefn]

If Mom isn’t happy, then no one is happy.

OR- leave me alone, Romeo. (The new balcony scene).

[Tax-chick]

Leave me alone, Romeo. (The new balcony scene).

LOL! That's a great one.

[Gefn]

We got a momma cat today, no baby. Can we have a baby tomorrow?

i went to Weight Watchers yesterday. i hadn’t been in three weeks and I lost the weight the previous week I had put on, so I lost six pounds in three weeks and a grand total of 22 all and all.

My kingdom for an ice cream sundae.

[Tax-chick]

Great job! 22 lbs. is a lot!

You can have an ice cream sundae. Just track the points, and skip something else.

I will try to find a nice kitten tomorrow ... maybe two, what with its being Monday and all.

[Gefn]

I am glad you liked my Shakespeare 2.0

I often wonder what would have happened if Romeo and Juliet had married, lived to old age, had two kids, a mortgage and a mini van.

[Tax-chick]

A boring play.

[Gefn]

Yes, I think so too. Or a wonderful love story. I love seeing senior citizens who are married for sixty, seventy years or more.

Maybe Romeo and Juliet will be one of those couples and who will be married for sixty, seventy years, and when one of them dies from old age, the other one will have a heart attack and die a minute or so later from a broken heart.