Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[NicknamedBob]

Advice about sleep can never be applied retroactively.

That’s only for things like grudges. If you hold on to a grudge, sooner or later you’re going to get tired. Let it go; it will lighten your spirit.

[Monkey Face]

I have no idea what a grudge is, unless it where rednecks keep their trucks.

[GeronL]

lol

[NoCmpromiz]

Well now lookie here...

...WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MONDAY AFTERNOON
THROUGH TUESDAY EVENING...

* LOCATIONS...INTERIOR PORTIONS OF THE LOWER HUDSON AND NORTHEAST
NEW JERSEY.

* HAZARD TYPES...HEAVY SNOW AND NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS.

* ACCUMULATIONS...SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 1 TO 2 FEET...WITH LOCALLY
HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

I think this means I need to fill the Olde Deere with aliphatic hydrocarbons...

Gasoline is aliphatic as opposed to an aromatic, yes? Organic Chem was something I took in passing, much like the philosophy course. It filled the schedule...

[NicknamedBob]

Yep, yep, yep.

Let's see how much good my insurance program snow-blower will be after sitting so long.

[NoCmpromiz]

It does look as if W. Wilhelm Jr.'s fiefdom will actually look post-card pretty come Tuesday morning.

Until Sanitation starts messing it up with plowdevices.. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

Good tagline.

[heartwood]

how did I come to this thread so late?

[NicknamedBob]

"how did I come to this thread so late?"

It isn't always as clearly a philosophical wonderland as this. Sometimes it seems chaotic and random.

[Tax-chick]

This doesn’t look good for you.

[Gefn]

Sparkle is a beautiful cat! I love the way her fur has made a valentine heart on her side.

I’m so happy she had a forever home with you dear Monkey Face.

[Tax-chick]

Nice to see you! Here's a determined stripy kitten:

[Gefn]

I’m sorry, been offline

Came. Down with the annual cold and just felt miserable. Doc gave me an antibiotic and just made me sleep and felt stupid, like I’ve been drinking.

So I stayed off line lest you think I’m really a dumb blonde. I mean, I’m a blonde anyway.....

Still feel miserable and now with this blizzard coming, I’m really feeling sort of worried. I love snow.,but this one may be the biggest one of my lifetime.

If I loose power ill phone someone or text someone to let you all know I’m alive. .

[Gefn]

I love a determined stripy kitten.

I wish I had a kitten to be snowbound with,

[Gefn]

The weatherman just said 24 inches of snow expected.

[Tax-chick]

Darn! Check your freepmail - I’ll send you my cell number in case everything else doesn’t work.

[ArGee]

There are all sorts of warnings and people being advised to stay home from work tomorrow.

[ArGee]

There are all sorts of warnings and people being advised to stay home from work tomorrow.

[NicknamedBob]

On my about page, I keep a link to the National Radar picture.

The encroachment is quite visible and its progression menacing.

The wisdom of Linus, Lucy’s little brother from Charles Schulz “Peanuts” comes to mind: “No problem is so big or so important that it can’t be ignored.”

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