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Government tells Americans to stop eating cookie dough
The Blaze ^
| December 8, 2014
| Pete Kasperowicz
Posted on 12/24/2014 8:17:50 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: SheLion; Eric Blair 2084; -YYZ-; 31R1O; 383rr; AFreeBird; AGreatPer; Alamo-Girl; Alia; altura; ...
Progressive government: slowly sucking the joy out of life for the past century.
Nanny State PING!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Then all the government has to do is take “cookie dough” off the SNAP, WICs and EBT approved charges.
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12/24/2014 8:18:52 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:18:57 AM PST
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the_daug
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
From my cold dead (and deliciously tasty) hands!!!!
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:19:02 AM PST
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VanDeKoik
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:19:10 AM PST
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EDINVA
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:19:34 AM PST
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trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Mrs. abb’s been telling me the same thing for 35 years.
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12/24/2014 8:19:41 AM PST
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abb
("News reporting is too important to be left to the journalists." Walter Abbott (1950 -))
To: the_daug
Great idea that will never happen. It would cause too much hysteria among the dumb masses....................
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12/24/2014 8:21:58 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Piss off Obama. We ate some last night.
Come and get me.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.
~ C.S. Lewis
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:25:27 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My momma always said that eating cookie dough would give me worms. I always wondered where the worms came from. I never saw any in the dough.
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12/24/2014 8:25:45 AM PST
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Cowboy Bob
(They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"What are ya' in for, kid?"
"Eating cookie dough" ... and they all moved away from me on the bench there ...
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12/24/2014 8:27:45 AM PST
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Cboldt
To: VanDeKoik
“From my cold dead (and deliciously tasty) hands!!!!”
Lol, you got that right! I can resist the cookies but no way can I resist scraping the bowl......
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Carrying out that simple 15-word recommendation would
radically change millions of lives..."
Exaggerate much?
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:28:13 AM PST
by
DJ Frisat
(Proudly providing the NSA with provocative textual content since 1995!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:28:33 AM PST
by
Qiviut
( One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides. ~W.E. Johns)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I heat my raw cookie dough first.
Take the those mixing thingies out out of the mixer before licking them.
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:28:51 AM PST
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ThomasThomas
(EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When will they say “stop having buttsex because you can get the AIDS”?
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:28:58 AM PST
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Rodamala
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Feds are typical LIB asshat nannys. Freedom is mine. Have a Merry Christmas!
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12/24/2014 8:30:57 AM PST
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hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Cowboy Bob
Your mother is right, there was a woman recently who died from eating raw cookie dough....you can google it.
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posted on
12/24/2014 8:31:04 AM PST
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Kackikat
('If it talks like a traitor, acts like a traitor, then by God it's a traitor.')
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