[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Progressive government: slowly sucking the joy out of life for the past century.

Nanny State PING!

[Gaffer]

Then all the government has to do is take “cookie dough” off the SNAP, WICs and EBT approved charges.

[the_daug]

Food irradiation.

[VanDeKoik]

From my cold dead (and deliciously tasty) hands!!!!

[EDINVA]

sacrilege!

[trisham]

This is ridiculous.

[abb]

Mrs. abb’s been telling me the same thing for 35 years.

[SoFloFreeper]

Piss off Obama. We ate some last night.

Come and get me.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”

~ C.S. Lewis

[Cowboy Bob]

My momma always said that eating cookie dough would give me worms. I always wondered where the worms came from. I never saw any in the dough.

[Cboldt]

"What are ya' in for, kid?"
"Eating cookie dough" ... and they all moved away from me on the bench there ...

[DJ Frisat]

"Carrying out that simple 15-word recommendation would radically change millions of lives..."

Exaggerate much?

[Qiviut]

We will NOT comply. :-)

[ThomasThomas]

I heat my raw cookie dough first.

Take the those mixing thingies out out of the mixer before licking them.

[Rodamala]

When will they say “stop having buttsex because you can get the AIDS”?

[hal ogen]

The Feds are typical LIB asshat nannys. Freedom is mine. Have a Merry Christmas!

[laweeks]

Good ole' nanny gov' . . . eat that cookie dough and ya' might wind up looking like this!

Or this!

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[Rodamala]

Remember when NJ came out with a law saying diners were not allowed to serve sunny side up eggs? That didn’t last very long.

[oldtech]

We are constantly warned about stuff like this,but they don’t seem to be that worried about some other things that may be a lot more serious. Our administration doesn’t seem to want to deal with the real hard issues of the day,so I guess they think warnings like this will divert our attention. I’d guess it ain’t working.

[Vermont Lt]

My grandmother used to tell me not to eat raw cookie dough.

I don’t need the government ragging on me either.

I tell them both to be quiet. They are not my mother.