Posted on 11/19/2014 9:58:42 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in the seat of a motorized scooter that he was riding around the South Carolina store.
Rodney Fowler, 43, was spotted Tuesday afternoon placing the steaks in his scooter by a Walmart loss prevention officer, according to a police report.
“Suspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,” cops noted.
“Where’s the beef?”
And who would have guessed his butt crack?
Well, they’re rump roasts now.
Rump roast? Brilliant!
A little fat on a steak is ok, but this is rediculous.
HOLD MUH STEAKS ALERT!
Amazingly enough, this did NOT happen in Florida!
DANG!
To paraphrase the late, great Robin Williams, a little crotchpot cookin’
Cut the perp some slack. He was just “redistributing” the steaks. Anyway, he is “disabled” so let him go.
Yup. Around here, 8 out of 10 that get out of the cars in the handicap spots are 350-400 pounds and waddle to the scooters and off they go. Doctors who give handicap stickers to those should themselves have to part two blocks from the store. You see people who actually need the spots unable to park there because these fat @$$e$ are taking up the spots. I also see people park there who waltz right into the store and seem to have absolutely no problem walking around a 50,000 foot square store, but need to park at the door because they have some handicap. I actually know a woman who still has her mother’s (dead mother’s) handicap sticker and uses it to park at stores so she does not have to walk into the store. She knows she is not suppose to use it, but says she has a “right” to use it as much as others who use it. Whatever! Welcome to Amerika. Land of the Free(stuff).
Wow, fetching little goatee he’s sporting there.
Not a ping.
Can you imagine him getting away with that then inviting family over for a BBQ? The e-mail reads: come on over and have steaks with me, please hurry though, because I have been sitting on them for about an hour now and they are almost done!!! YUK!
..."Who Stole the Keeshka?...Who Stole the Keeshka?...Someone Call Da Cops!"
From Steak to Beef Jerky in 200yards.
“You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a bull’s a$$ but I would rather take the butcher’s word for it” Tommy Boy
He will just tell them that his roids were painful and that cold meat soothed the pain.
Or Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.
It seems like the right thing to do here is to prosecute him appropriately,adding the price of the steaks to the fine,then letting him keep them. I’m sure nobody wanted them going back on the shelf. If that happened,then somebody at walMart needs prosecuted as well.
Too bad he didn’t bring the bqq grill.
All you need is charcoal, a good fire and foil wrapped baked potato.
YUM!
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