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That could cause Vertigo.
1 posted on 11/15/2014 11:18:39 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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He went to look for the door ...and couldn’t find what he was looking for.


2 posted on 11/15/2014 11:20:56 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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He should have been check for Flaks before flying over Germany.


3 posted on 11/15/2014 11:21:04 PM PST by wetphoenix
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>> “The Learjet lost a door where the luggage was put in,”

In-flight refueling is one thing...


4 posted on 11/15/2014 11:21:54 PM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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I have never liked being on aircraft with the doors closed, but this is something else.


5 posted on 11/15/2014 11:22:11 PM PST by ansel12 (The churlish behavior of Obama over the next two years is going to be spellbinding.)
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Well...he can afford another one.


6 posted on 11/15/2014 11:22:49 PM PST by Dallas59
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This just in: Bono bombs (in) Germany.

CC


7 posted on 11/15/2014 11:43:57 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (stercus accidit)
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Maybe the plane was serviced by “certified mechanics” who can’t tell a wing tank fuel sensor from a fuselage fuel sensor, as happened to a friend of mine.


8 posted on 11/15/2014 11:49:27 PM PST by Seruzawa (Gully Foyle is my name, and Terra is my nation)
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Boy! /U2-Boy


9 posted on 11/15/2014 11:54:36 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Well, maybe at his next show he’ll talk about this instead of global warming.


13 posted on 11/16/2014 1:02:59 AM PST by albie
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210 gallons an hour of Jet A....sorta kerosene

6.00/gal

But no worries

He bought an acre of cacti in the Nazca to offset...all good


14 posted on 11/16/2014 1:21:17 AM PST by wardaddy (the GOP are worthless as tits on a boar hog....and are natural liars)
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authorities don't understand why the door flew off

Gravity?

16 posted on 11/16/2014 3:02:32 AM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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http://www.hangthebankers.com/bono-exposed-as-a-complete-fraud/

Why isn’t this Crook in Prison for the Multi Million Dollar Charity Scam he Orchestrated??


20 posted on 11/16/2014 4:29:43 AM PST by eyeamok
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Lear Jet? I thought he had a U2!


21 posted on 11/16/2014 4:56:12 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.


22 posted on 11/16/2014 5:07:59 AM PST by kallisti (political correctness was originally cultural marxism)
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On my Cessna, (granted it is far from a Lear 60 but the principle is the same) an item on the pilot checklist says: “Check baggage door for security.” In other words make sure it is secure, closed, and locked.


24 posted on 11/16/2014 5:48:18 AM PST by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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Freitag said authorities don't understand why the door flew off.

Because it was really a jar?

-PJ

26 posted on 11/16/2014 6:52:06 AM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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That’ll make you spill your champagne....


27 posted on 11/16/2014 6:54:43 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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What sound did the door make when it hit the ground?
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.....Boeing!


29 posted on 11/16/2014 7:48:54 AM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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Little screaming Bono boy blue,
In a Learjet he did flew,
A lock popped,
A door blew off,
And little Bono’s belongings went flying, too!

And the Grinch says:
“Boo hoo hoo!”


30 posted on 11/16/2014 7:53:58 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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I’ll be reducing my carbon footprint as soon as all the two-faced clowns like “Bono” start flying commercial.


31 posted on 11/16/2014 8:59:01 AM PST by BigBobber (`)
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