Skip to comments.
Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
Metro [UK] ^
| 23 Oct 2014
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.
Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.
Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.
However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: napl
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100, 101-120, 121-140, 141-146 next last
To: Slings and Arrows
“Na bro, I’ll let he black goat with the thousand ewes handle this one. Shubby, be a dear..” -Hastur
101
posted on
10/23/2014 11:55:26 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Is it tight? Not really darlin, just full.
102
posted on
10/23/2014 11:56:46 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Whenever I find myself in a conumdrum, I ask myself: What would Elvis do?)
To: Darksheare
And thus did The War of the Great Old Ones begin.
103
posted on
10/23/2014 11:57:26 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: tumblindice
Obama: I’m sure there is a joke somewhere tying Obama to this story, but I can’t think of any, that is, I can’t think of any joke that is in good taste and printable here.
To: glock rocks
The real test is next time if you’re with some strange strange, give a holler down yonder. If you hear an echo, you know she’s probably slept with half the male population in town.
To: Slings and Arrows
He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage
...and therefore he decided to make it even smaller in a very painful way. This dude is way too sensitive - if he'd laughed in her face, made a comment about her weight/breath/age and walked off, she'd probably have spent the next two weeks wondering why he didn't like her - and then she'd have called him to see if he wanted to get together sometime.
To: john mirse
A Zero tie-in ? Hmm. Well, perhaps that explains when he told the old off-color child’s rhyme, he goofed it... “Milk, milk, lemonade. The other side is where fudge is packed.” At least that’s how he told it to Reggie.
To: fieldmarshaldj
She: Hahaha. Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that little thing?
He: Me.
108
posted on
10/24/2014 12:04:30 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Whenever I find myself in a conumdrum, I ask myself: What would Elvis do?)
To: glock rocks
Sometimes it grows on ya.
To: Slings and Arrows
It was all fun and games until someone threw a shoggoth.
110
posted on
10/24/2014 12:06:32 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
I may have inadvertantly killed SlingsProbably not.
But while this trainwreck rolled on without me I unearthed another issue with my Linux laptop.
In attempting to post something sort of fitting from Ewetoob I discovered the Ewetoob doesn't play on this machine. Someday I'll get motivated to dig into the annoyances and find out what can be done.. Of course, once I managed to get Linux running on this thing, I shelved the project - hooked it up tonight to charge the battery... ;-)
Now I wonder what else doesn't work that I am unaware of (on top of the fn buttons not working, the battery status not working, ewetoob not working, and the shutdown/power off not working.)
111
posted on
10/24/2014 12:22:39 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz; Slings and Arrows
Usb ports, network ports, sound connectors...
112
posted on
10/24/2014 12:29:44 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Good job he wasn't a chainsaw juggler.
Notice his ex,Miss Damocles,had no comment.
113
posted on
10/24/2014 12:35:47 AM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: Slings and Arrows
"WTHIUWM?!"Who knows? I'd ask him but he's obviously stumped!
114
posted on
10/24/2014 12:39:45 AM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: fieldmarshaldj
115
posted on
10/24/2014 12:41:38 AM PDT
by
metesky
(My investment program is holding steady @ $0.05 cents a can.)
To: Darksheare
usb and network work. Don't know about cd/dvd play.. Sounds play, at least ones that are system generated. Can't change screen brightness (that's fn plus F1/F2 and fn plus page up/dn is volume which I haven't tried).
Now that I'm curious, I'm looking for a cd to play, or attempt to at least..
So I'll leave you (plural) in your discussion of Dummy and his stump and do some 'research'...
116
posted on
10/24/2014 12:42:11 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: 21twelve
117
posted on
10/24/2014 12:43:02 AM PDT
by
freebilly
(How about this-- we stop trying to elect the unelectable)
To: Slings and Arrows
No matter how many times you cut it, it’ll still be too short...
118
posted on
10/24/2014 1:06:01 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: NoCmpromiz
Headphones.
External speakers, external monitor?
Check peripherals and drivers..
119
posted on
10/24/2014 1:08:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: AnotherUnixGeek
We’ve already established that he didn’t think ahead.
120
posted on
10/24/2014 1:37:46 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 81-100, 101-120, 121-140, 141-146 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson