I’m waiting for the “pivot” to the next “crisis”
that requires us to pay more taxes and reduce our standard of living.
Probably the best news for the planet since the end of World War II.
Why is climate change such a crisis? It happens four times a year: it’s called “seasons” by most people with 1/3 of a brain.
What doesn’t?
The problem with the Global Cooling and Global Warming scams is that eventually even the most low information rubes had to realize that all of the predictions ever made were wrong.
The world is getting colder. In 20 years we are going to have another ice age. Only it didn't.
The world is getting warmer. In 20 years the polar ice caps will melt and the seas will rise. Only it didn't.
That is why Global Climate Change is so much better. Global Climate Change is the scam that can never be proven wrong.
Is it warmer than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.
Is it colder than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.
Is it wetter than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.
Is it dryer than usual today? It is caused by Global Climate Change.
Is it windier, less windy, cloudier, less cloudy? It doesn't matter! There will always be weather. Now, whenever there is bad weather, no matter what the weather happens to be, it is caused by Global Climate Change.
It is all Bush's fault. Bush and those damned SUVs. Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit.
The only solution is more taxes and government regulation.
If Obama and the UN are in attendance, it’s already an embarrassment.
This reminds me of the aftermath of the Salem Witch trials when the “affected” girls went into a town and when several local women passed them they went into their “possessed” routine of howling and falling down.
They realized no one was paying attention to them so they got up and went on their way. The witch scare had run it’s course, now the glo-bull warming scare has run it’s course.
Being the only ones in attendance won’t stop them from fully endorsing a radical chance that will have long term ramifications on our country.
Peter Brady Hero Party.