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Florida Man Falls Asleep While Robbing Home, Cops Share Hilarious Photos
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| 10 Sep 2014
| Tina Nguyen
Posted on 09/10/2014 5:26:38 PM PDT by mandaladon
Even Florida cops think Florida criminals are dumb: the Sarasota County Sheriffs Office posted photos of their latest Dumb Criminal on their Facebook page, a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap, because why not, the bed was there.
Dion Davis was eventually found by a maid who called the cops, and was quickly arrested while he rode a train to Dreamland.
He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewelry next to him on the bed and didnt even notice the deputies taking pictures! the Sheriffs Office posted on Facebook, tagging the photo with #FloriDUH.
Davis faces charges of burglary to an unoccupied dwelling.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: crime; floriduh
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...................................He probably works two jobs
To: mandaladon
Lucky for the cops he wasn’t black otherwise taking those photos would have been racist.
To: mandaladon
Be nice. It’s hard work robbing a house. :)
To: mandaladon
a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap Did the house put it's hands down after the criminal fell asleep? Did the house then call 911?
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:30:45 PM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(Don't assume Shahanshah Obama will allow another election.)
To: mandaladon
Could be low blood sugar, and the guy needed food not jewelry...lol
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:31:54 PM PDT
by
Kackikat
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
They would have said he was just lost and collecting jewelry in an attempt to recognize something familiar.
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:32:57 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: mandaladon
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:37:47 PM PDT
by
Rusty0604
To: mandaladon
My guess is that he is a Methian who finally ran down from a 3 day high and cratered out right in the middle of his "fundraising" activities.
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:38:19 PM PDT
by
lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: mandaladon
“This bed is too hard. This bed is too soft. This bed is just right.”
Goldilocks doesn’t look anything like I pictured her.
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:38:39 PM PDT
by
Bubba_Leroy
(The Obamanation Continues)
To: lapsus calami
So ya think that he is a demorat fundraiser?
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:39:54 PM PDT
by
bobo1
(progressives=commies/fascists)
To: Rusty0604
That was my first thought. He probably was up on coke or meth for days with no sleep. He ran out of drugs and needed money for more.
To: lapsus calami
So ya think that he is a democRat fundraiser?
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:46:10 PM PDT
by
bobo1
(progressives=commies/fascists)
To: lapsus calami
To: bobo1
Umm - I think he is more of an independent contractor type - but most likely a democrat. Fits the MO and all.
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:51:14 PM PDT
by
lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: mandaladon
Don’t involve yourself in the commission of ANY Felony crime without first getting A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP. /s
To: mandaladon
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:53:06 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: mandaladon
See Marge I KNEW we shouldn’t have bought that Sleep Number bed.
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posted on
09/10/2014 5:53:10 PM PDT
by
teletech
(Say NO to RINOS!)
To: mandaladon
When I told my kids the three bears story, I informed them that Goldilocks was a felon.
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posted on
09/10/2014 6:00:23 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: mandaladon
Hmmmmm.....our government “leaders” do this to the American people on a daily (blatant “in your face”) basis.....if only some arrest would be made there.
To: mandaladon
what an ad for the mattress company that would make...
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posted on
09/10/2014 6:05:52 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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