CNN reports Officer Wilson did NOT have a broken eye socket after altercation with Michael Brown

The Right Scoop ^ | 8/21/2014 | Staff

[G Larry]

I keep forgeting that you ALWAYS need a /sarc tag when posting on FR....no matter how obvious I think it should be.

[WVNan]

Perhaps some other small towns could offer him a job, incognito. He needs to go underground.

[Red Badger]

See hippopotami!.............

[bray]

Because in today’s marketplace you have to get the story out immediately. By the time you wait for the system to reveal it the story is already written in stone.

It has been verified by multiple sources he was beat up in the car.

[Salvation]

Proof. Where is it?

I don’t believe this story at all.

[SoFloFreeper]

Someone tell Don Lemon that Darren Wilson got sucked into a black hole, like the Malaysian airliner!

[SoFloFreeper]

Someone tell Don Lemon that Darren Wilson got sucked into a black hole, like the Malaysian airliner!

[HandyDandy]

Has the condition of the perpetrators hitting hand been revealed by (any of) the autopsies? Perhaps a swollen knuckle, broken finger, whathaveyou? Perhaps the officers DNA under a fingernail? .. or some such?

And, we are all talking about the officers LEFT eye, is that correct?

[ilovesarah2012]

The records probably weren’t released. Someone probably told someone else. Could have been another cop.

[Mastador1]

Bruises and swelling are indicative of some kind of injury.

Any theories as to how those injuries were sustained?

Lemons next breaking news report will be that Officer Wilson caused the injury to himself with his gun due to aaaaaan improper grip on the weapon when he assassinated that poor Black toddler. Holder will be providing an eyewitness to this in 3...2.....1

[no-to-illegals]

LOL ... Needing ‘Like’ Button ...

[timestax]

CNN-LIES bumper sticker on a magazine rack outside of a WHITE CASTLE .

[NYRepublican72]

Bruises and swelling are indicative of some kind of injury.

Any theories as to how those injuries were sustained?

A magical unicorn appeared and kicked Wilson in the face. Duh. It couldn't have been the upstanding, moral, soft-spoken African-American young adult that was twice his size. Impossible.

[montag813]

Ouch. Gateway Pundit better watch scold those “sources”

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Don't worry, Liberals. This HIPAA Violation story is going nowhere.

Soon as Eric Holder arrives, he'll straighten out this little misunderstanding!

Cuz his iPhone's got special Top Secret Apps installed that you'll never find in your Apple Store or Google Store. Heh heh.

Like one called: "Exemptions, Exceptions, Executive-Orders & Pardons Wizard".

He swipes the top-level list down to "Exemptions".

Then swipes the level-2 list down to "HHS-Issued Exemptions".

Next list: skip past hundreds of Obamacare related items, down to "HIPAA".

Next level: swipes down to "Unauthorized Disclosure of Individual's Confidential Medical Records"

A form pops up to fill in:

* Name of alleged victim/patient:___________

* Name of Medical Institution:___________

* Name of alleged "Discloser" of Confidential Info:___________
  - Add Another Discloser Name...

* Nature of Allegedly Leaked Info__________
  INSTRUCTIONS: Enter a few key words, and within 4 hrs our legal team
  will supply exact language describing the alleged violation.
  OR: If you don't have time to wait, select "Blanket Exemption" here ...

* Delay (minutes) desired before automatically appears on White House.gov

* Issue a Press Release? (y/n)

  - Which outlets? Select between 1 and all of following pulldown list...

  - For each Media organ, select means to communicate news of new ruling:
    o SMS/Email/Tweet/facebook/"Confidential Source" Briefing Robocall/
     RegularSnailMail/SnailMailWithNoPostageAndKnownObsoleteAddress/...

  - Add-Ons for Press-Release:
    Standard List of Spin-Memes to append:
    o "The Do-Nothing Congress forced us to act"
    o "The American People have emphatically told us they want this"
    o "It's Bush's Fault" / "The Dubya Made Me Do It"
    o .......

  - If backpedaling/disowning the story later becomes necessary,
    provide BackPedaling instructions for Media: [ONLY for
    Media outlets subscribing to our Auto-Spin/BackSpin service]:
    o Ignore it.
    o "Innocent mis-statement."
    o "With our nation's infrastructure crumbling around our ears,
      how can you possibly focus on such a trivial issue?"
    o Wrong button pushed by summer White House intern
      (underaged, so can't release name).
    o Wrong button pushed by summer intern whose inadequate
      training is due to sequester cuts from the Do-Nothing House.
    o "It's *still* All Bush's Fault, dammit!"
    o .......

[EDINVA]

Funny. Sad and true, but still funny.

[Kozak]

Well a Blowout fracture is what he says it is. Just like the automatic weapon...

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