[E. Pluribus Unum]

He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense.

</sarcasm>

[Westbrook]

> He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in
> order to call it self-defense.

No, it was the recoil from the gun that whacked him in the left eye. Oh wait, he’s right-handed. Never mind.
/s (just in case)

[caligatrux]

He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense.

Obviously. That's why they haven't released this before. Where are the pics to prove it???

/sarc

[mothball]

Either that, or the recoil from his gun. /s

[SZonian]

I applaud your sarcasm tag, however, there are those on FR who will view your comment as a very possible and legitimate “question” and seek to argue that and other inane “possibilities”.

“What if he intentionally rammed his face into a stationary object to injure himself?”

“Did he pay a thug to hit him?”

And on and on...

[Hoodat]

[Williams]

Do you know that in the George Zimmerman trial they actually argued he may have banged his own head against a tree after shooting TM?

[kiryandil]

“Saint Blunt” or “Saint Cigar”, like Rachel Corrie aka “Saint Pancake”, ...

[willywill]

“He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense. “

not for nothing, as we say in new England, but that would have been the only way for him to extract himself from a horrendous future, either at the hands of eric holder, the black panthers, lawsuits etc.
it would actually have been kind of brilliant.

[CDB]

He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense.

Seriously. Hard to self-inflict.

NHL defenseman, Mark Stahl, took a puck in the eye, from a slapshot last March.

[Pining_4_TX]

Careful, there are posters here on FR who might believe that.

[The_other_guy]

No. They got in scuffle at car. That’s understood. The shots away from car i’m not understanding. Or the shot on top of head.

[publius911]

He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense.

Of course he did!

That's the only possible "black justice" explanation.

Next to stupidity, helium is the most abundant thing in the universe.