Argentina’s Javier Mascherano says he tore his anus playing against the Netherlands

O Canada.com ^ | July 11, 2014 | Ishmael N. Daro

[AAABEST]

The World Cup medical staff should be experienced with this type of injury.

They've already dealt with the entire Brazilian team getting their anuses torn by Germany.

[AppyPappy]

“I tore the anus that play.”

Of course you did.

[autumnraine]

You forgot your sarcasm tag.

[Sergio]

Note to self: never slide over a sprinkler head.

[hummingbird]

Was not feeling so good this morning.

All of your posts are *snicker*, *chortle*, and *guffaw"!

Feeling better now! At least MY anus has never been torn - not even on the worst of my days.

Poor fella'......

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

I’m never sarcastic about the gay sport of soccer. It is a part of the communist plot and is a threat to all mankind.

[hummingbird]

"I tore the anus that play."

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"GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!"

[CodeToad]

Why was his anus in such a weak condition in the first place? Sissy sport played by rump rangers? Football is much tougher and no one tears their butt.

[biff]

Kinda confirms it for me that soccer is a queer game!

[uncitizen]

Ouch! didn’t even know such a thing was possible...

[autumnraine]

Ok. I think I.love your sense of humor.

[Para-Ord.45]

The infamous ‘ Anus Play ‘. Going down in history with the 7-1 loss by Brazil

[Osage Orange]

I guess...others have said they had a groin injury.

[Osage Orange]

Calling ASSMAN!!!

[Joe 6-pack]

"This proves that soccer is a sport for homosexuals. Football players from other heterosexual sports never have injuries like that."

To the contrary, the reason you don't hear about football players having injuries like that is because they get a lot of *stretching exercises*.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

In HS I knew a guy who got a new one torn in wrestling. Is that a sissy sport?

You soccer-phobes love poking fun at a sport you couldn’t last 15 minutes in.

[bert]

If Neptune was knocked out orbit, would it tear Uranus?

[Slings and Arrows]

"Oooooh, I hear you, girlfriend!"

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[ApplegateRanch]

The Dutch ripped him a new one?!? Thought that soccer, like basketball, was a noncontact sport...and wrestling is real.

[Waryone]

You didn’t even see a headline like this from the guy whose rear end Mark “butt fumble” Sanchez slid into. So yes, I would have to agree with you. “Football is much tougher and no one tears their butt.”