Lol...”you’re not going to make it, soldier...”
I knew a guy from High School who was a really unpleasant wise @ss. He joined the marines right out of school but didn’t change his attitude. One day his unit organized a “field hockey” game with training rifles. 3 guys in his unit charged him and all of them hit his leg, breaking it in multiple places. He was later honorably discharged having been disabled. This was his version of the story, and knowing him it was worse than he related.