On second thought this is inspirational!
I can't believe Janeane Garofalo is really asexual, she was probably joking/lying or had just got dumped when she said that.
BTW LGBT DOES have variants with more letters added on. LGBTQQIP2SAA being the furthest progression, I believe. Yes, there is a "2" in there, it stands for "2 spirit" which is the same as "trangendered" but with a Native American twist!!!! I'm sure that makes more sense when your on peyote.
Heh. It would make more sense to me if "2 spirit" were some even more bizzaro twist on bisexual, where the person wakes up one day and they're completely straight and not into the same sex at all, then wakes up the next day and finds that they're a flaming homo, then the next day they're straight again... or something like that where they can't control what orientation they'll be each day. The Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of sexuality!! If that doesn't exist yet, I'm sure someone will invent it and claim to be one.
Ditto with "asexual", it seems anyone who has "come out" and self-identifies as one is a person who just wants attention. There's some "asexual rights activist" guy who has a blog about it (I kid you not...http://asexualunderground.blogspot.com/). Seemingly contradictory, he's in a platonic relationship with an "asexual woman"
Another "asexual activist" takes it even further, he argues that asexuality is the norm and anyone who has a sex drive is a menace. He is a "leading proponent of antisexualism" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Leonidovich_Nesterenko) Why don't these guys just become priests? They'd never have to worry about breaking the oath of celibacy.
Thankfully most of the women who self-identify as "asexual" are the types you wouldn't touch with a 10 ft. pole anyway. I died a little inside when Ellen Page announced she was a lesbian.
Y’know, there’s this reclining chair I’ve had my eye on...
At this point - why not? Is someone gonna deny me my “rights”???