Y’know, there’s this reclining chair I’ve had my eye on...
At this point - why not? Is someone gonna deny me my “rights”???
There was this episode of “Nip/Tuck” were a guy was attracted to a couch, and they consummated their love. Even pervert Dr. Troy fired the guy and got rid of the couch.
I’m sure you’ve heard of the lady that’s in love with Berlin Wall, went and spent a night inside a guard tower, and bought a chunk that she keeps in her apartment. And there was this dude in love with his cars, he has a white one, a black one, real player!
Me, I liked to look up luxury real estate listings, 10 million dollar mansions, yes sir! If I marry someone else’s house they have to let me live in it, right?