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Congressman introduces 'The Dog Ate My Tax Return Act'
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| June 20, 2014
| BOB UNRUH
Posted on 06/20/2014 7:47:57 PM PDT by Whenifhow
A statement released from the office of Rep. Steve Stockman, R-Texas, says whats good for the government should be good for taxpayers. So there might come a time in the future when a letter starting out, Dear IRS, The dog ate my tax receipts, would be a perfectly acceptable response to a government inquiry about those health cost deductions for a hot tub and the trips to the Bahamas.
The word came from Stockmans office on Friday after a contentious hearing in Congress where the chief of the IRS said there was no apology due for the agencys loss of months worth of emails involving IRS agents and managers suspected of creating and managing a program for the persecution of conservative groups.
Taxpayers who do not produce documents for the Internal Revenue Service will be able to offer a variety of dubious excuses under legislation introduced by Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) a week after the IRS offered an incredibly dubious excuse for its failure to turn documents over to House investigators, the announcement said.
The United States was founded on the belief government is subservient and accountable to the people. Taxpayers shouldnt be expected to follow laws the Obama administration refuses to follow themselves, said Stockman. Taxpayers should be allowed to offer the same flimsy, obviously made-up excuses the Obama administration uses.
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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: irs; liers; napl; scandal; taxes; taxpayer
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To: Whenifhow
Burned by rioters upset over YouTube video.
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:10:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I had difficulty preparing my return because my mind is in a blender; it’s like Jell-O.
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:11:50 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Whenifhow
Damn straight, long pass time to start ridiculing these outlaw bastards.
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:18:28 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
To: rainee
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:23:29 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Pilgrim's Progress
My files were in the Rose Law Firm...
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:24:48 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: HiTech RedNeck
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:30:45 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
It depends on the meaning of “filed return.”
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:31:49 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Whenifhow
Alinskying the Alinskyites....love it!
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:32:55 PM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods)
To: Army Air Corps
If you question my return, you’re a racist.
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:43:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Tax Return” is obviously a dog whistle, ya bigot.
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:44:36 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps
These responses are valid for any IRS inquiry without fine or penalty and completely satisfy the IRS inquiry, but only if you’re a registered Republican or Tea Party member.
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posted on
06/20/2014 9:56:53 PM PDT
by
sjmjax
(Politicans are much like bananas. They start off green, turn yellow then rot.)
To: Whenifhow
LOL This is funny and this is good. Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon! So I heard.
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:08:05 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: CondorFlight
IRS: We need the documentation for that business trip you deducted during the week of June 13, 2011.
TAXPAYER: Damn, my hard drive crashed and I lost all documentation for the week of June 13, 2011. But I haven’t lost any documentation ever since you contacted me for this audit, so I owe you no apologies! KMA.
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:14:47 PM PDT
by
kevao
(Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
To: Whenifhow
Awwwwwww!!!!! That cat's eaten it!
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:29:13 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: Army Air Corps
My taxes were destroyed by “Whitewater”
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:36:45 PM PDT
by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The dogs ate my accountant.
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:42:08 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
To: Salamander
In Odinn’s case, I believe it.
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:47:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Whenifhow
It broke my heart to see all the illegal alien children going without a computer
I gave them mine. All my tax info was on it. It all seems like a Dream now.
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posted on
06/20/2014 10:55:32 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: TigersEye
Lol! would be hilarious if not so true of what’s happening down at Obamas border
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posted on
06/20/2014 11:04:48 PM PDT
by
rainee
(Her)
To: rainee
CO2 melted the disk in my hard drive!
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posted on
06/20/2014 11:09:09 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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