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Sweden Demands Football Vikings Change Name
White House Dossier ^ | 19 Jun 2014 | Keith Koffler

Posted on 06/19/2014 7:59:45 AM PDT by Hoodat

The nation of Sweden is demanding that the Obama administration act to deny copyright status to the Minnesota Vikings, claiming the name demeans its citizens and all other Scandinavians.

“We can no longer tolerate the use of this disgusting epithet by an American football team,” said Swedish Prime Minister Olaf Milkquist in a letter to President Obama

“First of all, ‘football’ means ‘soccer,’ Milkquist wrote. “I realize that this is an unrelated matter, but it really pisses people off in Europe. You only use your foot occasionally in football, whereas in soccer the foot is the only thing you can use. Or at least the main thing.

“Secondly, the term ‘Vikings’ suggests a violent race intent on pillaging small villages and stealing their women,” Milkquist continued. “In fact, the Vikings were a peace-loving people who spread goodwill throughout the world and grew strawberries in the summer.”

Milkquist wrote that the “proper” term is “Norsemen,” saying, “Please tell your patent office to rename the team the Minnesota Norsemen.”

He noted that a group of Minnesota Vikings were at one time referred to as “The Purple People Eaters,” adding, “See what I mean?”

Milkquist called the U.S. ambassador into his office Wednesday, handed him the letter, and smacked him in the face. He also suggested to the ambassador that the United States change the name of the Green Bay Packers as well. “It’s nothing against Sweden, it’s just bad name,” he said. “You Americans have no taste.”

The White House said it would immediately begin proceedings to . . .

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Maryland; US: Minnesota; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: fascism; nfl; obama; redskins; satire
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To: kimoajax

TMI!


41 posted on 06/19/2014 11:11:29 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Oldhunk

libs will object on the basis of firearm meaning.


42 posted on 06/19/2014 11:17:59 AM PDT by morphing libertarian ( On to impeachment and removal (IRS, Taliban, Fast and furious, VA, Benghazi)!!!)
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To: Hoodat

Are the Native Americans going to ask for the Dallas Cowboys to change their name because the white man played cowboys and Indians?


43 posted on 06/19/2014 12:03:49 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: morphing libertarian

I was thinking of a different kind of “packer”.


44 posted on 06/19/2014 12:47:15 PM PDT by Oldhunk
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To: Oldhunk

I’ll keep ur secret


45 posted on 06/19/2014 12:53:50 PM PDT by morphing libertarian ( On to impeachment and removal (IRS, Taliban, Fast and furious, VA, Benghazi)!!!)
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To: Huskr4Bush

The C word?


46 posted on 06/19/2014 3:19:18 PM PDT by OldNewYork
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