Posted on 05/06/2014 8:24:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog
Deputies discover hash oil operation while investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull (full title)
SAN MIGUEL COUNTY, Colo. -
The San Miguel County Sheriff's Office says a deputy found a potentially dangerous butane hash oil operation while responding to an unusual call.
The sheriff's office says a man who lives at the home near Telluride called 9-1-1 and reported that his pit bull bit him on his penis.
The deputy said that there was a large amount of blood in the home and that the man was taken to the hospital.
While responding to the call, the deputy said he came upon a butane hash oil manufacturing operation.
The sheriff's office says that butane bottles, several trays of suspected hash oil and other potentially hazardous materials were found.
“These marijuana oil extraction operations are extremely dangerous, hazardous to emergency responders, the occupants of the house and the neighborhood, still there is some debate by our legal advisors if the operations are in fact illegal." said Sheriff Bill Masters.
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Or his brother Richard. You know what they call him for (snicker!) short...
For those who don’t know, this is becoming a huge problem in CO.
Building fires from pot oil extraction.
Ok, now I am getting tears in my eyes... LOL!
good one..
Or his brother Richard. You know what they call him for (snicker!) short...
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More or LESS.
This is one of those threads one wonders if it will be pulled before your words of (half)wit are aired....
Something tells me that if he was in the position described, that either drugs or alcohol had to be involved.
In LARGE QUANTITIES.
Reminds of that scene from the movie, “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” when a cat attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU5GEWWpWdw
(don’t watch if you are easily offended!)
Frank Zappa could compose one awesome song about this story, if he was still alive. Instead of the ‘ gobblin girl from the mystery world ‘,
It could be the ‘gobblin pit high on THC bit...” Or something.
Need to hum our a few bars.
Pet Vet to nurse: Mix up a pint of saline solution, we need this dog to regurgitate something.
Nurse: Regurgitate what?
Pet Vet: You’ll know when you see it.
Would be fitting, but since it does not mention that the dog bit or removed more dangling parts, more than likely he'll end up with an emergency circumcision... and maybe some strange kinks and twists from scar tissue in the corpus cavernosa...
It won’t be long now ....
This is why you don’t put that stuff on your thing to see if the dog will lick it off.
Proof that when stoners do chemistry, the ways things can go wrong aren’t limited to explosions.
The movie The Sandlot.
Chopper the dog and the command to attack.
He who hears the hash oil’s calls,
Puts his Pit to near his...
Great.
Videogame “HASHeron’s Call”
Lose your dignity to a poor choice in a QuickTime event...
I can think of a few other reasons too.
You know, this may be a good time for the dude to consider becoming a tranny now that I think about it.
As for the Video game, how about Max Payne?
All three installments together with Max talking smack at himself.
Half Life, Half Life 2, Blue Shift....
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