Posted on 05/06/2014 8:24:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog
Deputies discover hash oil operation while investigating report of man being bitten on penis by pit bull (full title)
SAN MIGUEL COUNTY, Colo. -
The San Miguel County Sheriff's Office says a deputy found a potentially dangerous butane hash oil operation while responding to an unusual call.
The sheriff's office says a man who lives at the home near Telluride called 9-1-1 and reported that his pit bull bit him on his penis.
The deputy said that there was a large amount of blood in the home and that the man was taken to the hospital.
While responding to the call, the deputy said he came upon a butane hash oil manufacturing operation.
The sheriff's office says that butane bottles, several trays of suspected hash oil and other potentially hazardous materials were found.
“These marijuana oil extraction operations are extremely dangerous, hazardous to emergency responders, the occupants of the house and the neighborhood, still there is some debate by our legal advisors if the operations are in fact illegal." said Sheriff Bill Masters.
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There are so many ways we could go with this...
Hoo boy.
Come a slow news day at the end of July, this headline will be repeated, vice versa.
last time I heard of a similar dilemma,didn’t someone find a duck or local animal with the penis in it’s mouth?
last time I heard of a similar dilemma,didn’t someone find a duck or local animal with the penis in it’s mouth?
Question? Why would one let ones manhood dangle with a pit bull ranging nearby?
I hope stubby wasn’t planning on starting a family anytime soon.
Best headline, ever.
Substitute some of what I was doing today, and the sheriff could be talking about my garage.
The charcoal fired forge does work, with the modified leaf blower connected to a variac xformer to give me just the air I need.
Lots of stuff is dangerous. Most of it is legal. And people are going to do it.
I do draw the line at pit bulls anywhere near my crotch though....
/johnny
There is no truth to the rumor that the Pit Bull was named Spitball.
LISTER Look, we'll take our chances man, OK?
RIMMER No K. They're cybernetically deranged mechanical killing machines. Not content with blasting their ship out of the sky, you now want to go back and steal what remains of their belongings? That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel. Total insanity.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Who will carry on the dope business?
maybe he was craving well done penis at the time?
Nope. I got nothin’. That’s what he said too! HA!
Any grouping of words outside a dictionary that contains the words “Penis” and “Pit Bull” in close proximity is not gonna end well.
MANGLED GENITALS
‘There is some debate by our legal advisors whether the operations are illegal.’
Oh yeah, Colorado.
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