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Better put some ice on that...
1 posted on 05/06/2014 8:24:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog
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There are so many ways we could go with this...


2 posted on 05/06/2014 8:25:26 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: smokingfrog
Just one of those amusing, zany legal druggies having fun with the family pet.
3 posted on 05/06/2014 8:26:04 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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Hoo boy.


4 posted on 05/06/2014 8:26:52 PM PDT by mylife
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last time I heard of a similar dilemma,didn’t someone find a duck or local animal with the penis in it’s mouth?


6 posted on 05/06/2014 8:28:28 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: smokingfrog

last time I heard of a similar dilemma,didn’t someone find a duck or local animal with the penis in it’s mouth?


7 posted on 05/06/2014 8:28:29 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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Question? Why would one let ones manhood dangle with a pit bull ranging nearby?


8 posted on 05/06/2014 8:28:44 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: smokingfrog

Best headline, ever.


10 posted on 05/06/2014 8:30:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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There is no truth to the rumor that the Pit Bull was named Spitball.


12 posted on 05/06/2014 8:32:23 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: smokingfrog; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ..
Red Dwarf Ping!

LISTER Look, we'll take our chances man, OK?

RIMMER No K. They're cybernetically deranged mechanical killing machines. Not content with blasting their ship out of the sky, you now want to go back and steal what remains of their belongings? That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel. Total insanity.

13 posted on 05/06/2014 8:33:33 PM PDT by null and void ( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
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That’s gonna leave a mark.


14 posted on 05/06/2014 8:35:19 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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maybe he was craving well done penis at the time?


16 posted on 05/06/2014 8:36:26 PM PDT by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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Nope. I got nothin’. That’s what he said too! HA!

Any grouping of words outside a dictionary that contains the words “Penis” and “Pit Bull” in close proximity is not gonna end well.


18 posted on 05/06/2014 8:38:35 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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‘There is some debate by our legal advisors whether the operations are illegal.’
Oh yeah, Colorado.


20 posted on 05/06/2014 8:40:09 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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Dude! I don’t want to know what he was doing with his penis out around a PitBull, but maybe this time the PitBull acted in self defense. Just sayin..............never tease a dog with a little weiner.


22 posted on 05/06/2014 8:44:55 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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I did it.

I did it.

I did it.

He stuck it in my face and I hauled off and bit it.

25 posted on 05/06/2014 8:45:32 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good)
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I’m betting that marijuana has medicinal value for that as well.


26 posted on 05/06/2014 8:46:38 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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Note to self: When making hash oil with your pit bull, wear a metal cup.


27 posted on 05/06/2014 8:48:07 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Weird. Just today somebody posted an article about Monica Lewinsky.


28 posted on 05/06/2014 8:48:22 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
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29 posted on 05/06/2014 8:48:59 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Rover! Grab my bong. Rover! I said BONG not dong.


33 posted on 05/06/2014 9:01:12 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin
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