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Viking Kitties Laid Off, to be Replaced with Fleet of Drones
4/1/2014
| Admin Moderator
Posted on 04/01/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
The Free Republic moderator staff today announced a major shakeup in the staffing at FR - no longer will the Viking Kitties be called upon to finish off trolls.
"We decided that we should embrace 21st Century Technology instead of just getting all Medieval on trolls" Admin Moderator was quoted as saying. "Yeah, drones aren't cute and cuddly when not frying trolls, but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones."
"We did extensive field testing of Chaotic Moon drones on Sidebar Moderator. They worked swimmingly and put Sidebar on the deck every time, although he hasn't quite been his usual self since. With hindsight, maybe 20 80,000 volt tests were a few too many."
Admin Moderator expects the first live use of drones to happen within a few days.
TOPICS: Extended News; Free Republic; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; kittyping; sendinthedrones; uav; vikingkitties
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To: Admin Moderator
but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones." Wait until you see the poop drones leave, compared to the VKs.
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:09:54 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
04/01/2014 5:15:48 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Admin Moderator
LOL!!!
Gawd you’re funny.
First time I ran into you and you helicoptered in a thread I was like “Whoa??!!!???
“An AM??? Commenting on a thread???
K
And then hilarious, strong and intelligent???
I think I’m in love”
I’m not really that way but, there shouldn’t be anything with it if I was....
Post on...
83
posted on
04/01/2014 5:57:53 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: darkwing104
84
posted on
04/01/2014 6:06:17 PM PDT
by
Capt_Hank
(btu's...kcal's...to kJ's, but my activation energy is still high.)
To: Admin Moderator
I don't like the change - one never knew how the next Viking Kitty would look, but a plain old drone? - wouldn't bother to look at it. I hope this is a cruel April fool joke you have dumped on us. I used to like you, whoever you are, but now, not so sure if this change is set in stone already.
Also, I have a very delicate psyche and I feel I have to take a big old antidepressant pill for months in order to survive this change. I will send you the bill for the meds. I would go to a psychotherapist for treatment, but I am one so that is out. :o)
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posted on
04/01/2014 6:35:48 PM PDT
by
Marcella
(Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
To: Admin Moderator; Gefn; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
86
posted on
04/01/2014 9:34:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: Admin Moderator
Mostly, kudos for using swimmingly in a sentence. :)
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posted on
04/01/2014 9:46:20 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: UCANSEE2
88
posted on
04/01/2014 9:48:33 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: Admin Moderator
You’re really stirring the pot. This won’t end well.
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:15:07 PM PDT
by
virgil
To: NautiNurse
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:29:50 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: Admin Moderator
It was getting time for teh Viking Kittehs to retire, anyway.
92
posted on
04/01/2014 10:33:40 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(Simul justis et peccator.)
To: darkwing104
ON...definitely on! ☺
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posted on
04/01/2014 10:56:49 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(Simul justis et peccator.)
To: TheOldLady
< humor > Oh Nooooooo! The humanity of it all, you may be replaced by drones...! < /humor >
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posted on
04/02/2014 4:10:50 AM PDT
by
Las Vegas Dave
(The democRATic party preys on the ignorant..!)
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
04/02/2014 4:41:58 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Las Vegas Dave
I needed a vacation anyway.
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