Posted on 12/21/2013 6:38:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
The “Duck Dynasty” controversy just got a major shot in the arm.
Actor Charlie Sheen exploded on Phil Robertson for the reality TV star's totally non-winning comments on homosexuality.
In a long rambling message on Twitpic Saturday, Sheen calls the "Duck Dynasty" star "Mallard brained" and a "shower dodger" and tells him his comments were "abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.”
"The idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle," the "Anger Management" star writes. "Shame on you. You're the only surviving brain donor I've ever known."
Robertson has received a lot of criticism for his comments in an upcoming GQ article. A&E has indefinitely suspended the 67-year-old after he equated same-sex relationships with bestiality.
"It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus, that's just me," Robertson said.
"I'm just thinking: There's more there! She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin: It's not logical, my man. It's just not logical."
Sheen decided to shine his very large and noticeable limelight on Robertson and defend his many friends that Robertson offended.
"The only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head," he wrote. "Perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in its sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts."
Sheen wasn't done - informing Robertson he needs to "make serious amends" to the people he radically offended and the only “Dynasty” he's attached to "might be the re-runs of that dated show."
Sheen, who knows a thing or two about how one’s comments can lead to his removal from a hit TV show, saved his most bizarre and pointed quips for the end of the post.
"On the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump," he said.
Robertson does have his backers, as former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin stated her support of Robertson's free speech.
"Free speech is an endangered species," Palin said in a Facebook post. "Those 'intolerants' hatin' and taking on the Duck Dynasty patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us."
The family is also reportedly considering leaving A&E due to Robertson's suspension.
Do we really give two hoots for what Charlie Sheen has to say about this?
LOL, Charlie Sheen is the guy next to the term “blithering idiot” in the Pictionary.
I was going to compare Duck Dynasty to Two and a Half Nitwits, but since Charlie chimed in, I think I’ll let the distinction between to two stand on its own
The rats come crawling out of the woodwork ...
But it’s okay if this screwed up doofus goes off on a hate-filled diatribe. I see.
Charlie’s “winning!” again.
Lighten up Charlie!
Nope, not one damn word. This idiot Sheen kid has been so whacked out on drugs in the past, (probably still is), that it is amazing he can even make his lips move now.
This jag off Sheen never misses an opportunity to make a horse’s ass of himself.
Nice personal attack. How tolerant of him.
That Hollywood nut didn’t fall too far from the tree
Don’t they?
Now Angus T. Jones will weigh in, and Sheen ain’t gonna like it.
Bye, 2.5 men.
I didn’t know Phil had angered the cocaine addicted whore monger alliance as well.
Gee, just when I thought there was nobody who’s opinion on the Duck Dynasty affair I cared less about.
But it’s okay if this screwed up doofus goes off on a hate-filled diatribe. I see.
You would think that he would have come out on Phil’s side to argue that we have free speech and you are not required to agree. After all didn’t coke head lose a show of his own for similar reasons?
Washed up loser trying to get back in the news. He’s like Jim Carrey.
Yep. Mr. Adonis DNA himself.
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