Headline: Big Pussy tougher than former Republican VP
Bobcat= Big pussy cat
tougher than quail hunters
Quail Hunters tougher than Dan Quayle....
Quick, someone call the Katzenjammer kids. This is the perfect White House Gift for Eid.
Or is it too late already?
"Simple solution...no risk."
A few months ago I was walking in a park early AM here in Carrollton, Tx. and I spotted a bobcat in the grass about 75 yards away.
I pulled out my knife just in case but when it saw me it ran away like a scared putty cat-— just like a spineless RINO when a little Dem resistance is blown their direction.
When I was 10 some neighbors came home from hunting with a kitten they’d found in the woods. I said, “You can’t keep that, it’s a bobcat!” Well, what does a 10 year old know? In a couple of months it had wrecked their house and scratched h*ll out of them. They took it back to the woods. (It probably didn’t do well. But, on the other hand, it was so aggressive maybe it did. Who knows. But these idiots had to buy all new furniture.)
“The hunter who peeked underneath the car received the brunt of the assault and the cat turned on his companion when the other man tried to remove the animal”
There ain’t no cure for stupid. :-)
I live in an area where there are lots of woods full of wildlife: racoons, possums, foxes, armadillos, all kinds of critters. The county government takes these big bags of dry dog and cat food, inoculates them with rabies vaccine, and leaves them in the woods for the wild critters to eat. When it rains and the food rots, they just leave more of it out there. It must be working, because I see lots of wild critters and I’ve never seen a rabid one in my life.
“Hey kitty, kitty!”
Dead Kitty . . .
ping
A rapid Bobcat? Oh sure, they can run pretty fast, but they’re no cheetahs.
Whenever someone threatened me physically I’d tell them “You’d do better to sandpaper a wildcat’s ass in a telephone booth.” Now you know why.