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Meltdown in Washington: President Obama Reported Sedated Following Emotional Breakdown (Humor)
Natinal Report ^ | 9/21/13 | Nigel J. Covington III

Posted on 09/21/2013 7:13:40 PM PDT by bigtoona

National Report> Late this afternoon White House insiders leaked information stating the president has suffered a mental breakdown and is presently resting and under a doctors care. This afternoon the National Report received three calls on our nationwide hot tip line (206) 222-1975. Two of the three callers are insiders known to the National Report to be reliable confidential informants.

The caller unknown to this publication is a low level employee who could only state that there was some kind of a medical emergency involving President Obama. The other two callers known to us are both support personnel within the Obama administration. Both confirmed this week has been a political disaster for the president and this has taken a tremendous toll on him.

Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Recently Shamed Obama on the World Stage Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Recently Shamed Obama on the World Stage

Earlier this week Russian President Vladimir Putin derailed the president’s plan to bomb Syria and bury the U.S. in another war the people want nothing to do with and can ill afford to pay for. Putin negotiated a deal with Syria for control over its chemical weapons providing a peaceful resolution to a certain US attack. With the world watching Obama was forced to stand down causing him a great deal of shame and public embarrassment.

Before Putin extended the olive branch of diplomacy to resolve the Syrian crisis, he also agreed to grant asylum to Edward Snowden, the man who stole US secret documents that exposed the NSA secret program already underway and approved by President Obama to spy on all US citizens. Not only did Snowden expose the top secret NSA program to the world, he escaped US authorities in China and arrived in Russia where he repeatedly bitch-slapped the president by releasing more US secrets to the media.

Safely in the arms of Mother Russia Snowden, showed the world people how helpless and weak the Obama administration is at being utter failures at diplomacy, tact and statesmanship. While Putin and Obama were engaged in “negotiations” over Snowden’s extradition, Snowden and Putin were engaged in conversation about Snowden’s defecting to Russia.

Whistleblower Edward Snowden Exposed Obama-NSA scandal Whistle-blower Edward Snowden Exposed Obama-NSA scandal

In one of the most crippling moments of President Obama’s tenure Putin cut a deal with Snowden for asylum giving the Russian president tons of other US secrets. Edward Snowden now lives safely beyond the reach of Obama’s dirty scandal ridden administration who would’ve imprisoned or killed Snowden without a trial clearly disregarding all of Snowden’s civil liberties and denying him the opportunity to explain his actions before a court of law who would determine Snowden’s fate… not Obama. Then Putin told Obama ‘no’ on Snowden’s extradition completely shaming the president in front of the world.

In the past couple weeks the big winners on the world stage have been Syria, Russia, Snowden and Putin; all at the expense of America’s impotent and fraudulent president.

Remember what Obama “sold” the American people in his 2008 bid for the presidency? Obama the “agent of revolution” guaranteed “change” instead he lied to everyone by promising the “most transparent” government – “no special interest” – “a new way of doing business” – “most honest” – “most righteous” – “the new beginning” – then there was the abortion of Obama’s world tour… what a national mortification. And today how many of these promises has the president kept?

President Obama - Epic Failure Shames America President Obama – Epic Failure Shames America

Then today’s Gallup poll results have been absolutely devastating for the president and the Democratic party. Obama’s approval rating dropped to the lowest in presidential history, and support from the Democratic Party plummeted more than 25% from this time last year.

Our sources confirm late this afternoon a doctor was summoned to the oval office and remained with the president for about a half-hour. When the doctor emerged he was heard to say the president needed rest and would be sedated once he was moved to his bed. The White House has remained silent and has yet to make a statement publicly. - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/meltdown-washington-president-obama-reported-sedated-following-emotional-breakdown/#sthash.N7X8A7b1.dpuf


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: gottabesatire; satire; wishfulthinking
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To: bigtoona

IF this is true, it makes sense because he is an empty suit and his suit just got ripped off, leaving very little.


21 posted on 09/21/2013 7:19:56 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: bigtoona

NationalReport.net is NOT a real news site. It even stretches satire.


22 posted on 09/21/2013 7:20:10 PM PDT by prisoner6 ( FREEDOM!)
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To: 353FMG

Maybe the death threats from the Sacramento County Democratic party spokesperson bounced off of Cruz and landed on Odungo?


23 posted on 09/21/2013 7:20:50 PM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: bigtoona

After what I just saw happen to the White Sox I wouldn’t blame the manager for having a break down.


24 posted on 09/21/2013 7:20:51 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Texas Fossil

What is really sad is that I am looking at the National Report website and I can not tell if it is satire or just a snarky take on real news.


25 posted on 09/21/2013 7:20:53 PM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: bigtoona

Biden’s time to shine.


26 posted on 09/21/2013 7:21:24 PM PDT by OldNewYork (Biden '13. Impeach now.)
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To: bigtoona

Remedy: Get the Hell Our of the White House!!!


27 posted on 09/21/2013 7:21:42 PM PDT by albie
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To: bigtoona

Are the FR punks ringing the doorbell and running away?


28 posted on 09/21/2013 7:21:45 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: bigtoona

Went to their website and it looks like a parody on The Onion. But then ....


29 posted on 09/21/2013 7:21:54 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral)
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To: bigtoona

Hey everybody...this is a joke site that doesn’t put /s in its posts.

As much as I wish this were true and we could get the evil one out without personal exertion, alas, I think it is not so...


30 posted on 09/21/2013 7:22:09 PM PDT by livius
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To: bboop

Same here ....


31 posted on 09/21/2013 7:22:23 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral)
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To: prisoner6

I saw it on im41.com and when I posted I decided to link to the source. If this is satire I apologize. Its so hard to tell thee days because we are living in opposite world.


32 posted on 09/21/2013 7:23:19 PM PDT by bigtoona
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To: bigtoona
Was this a peoples cube tag-lined story?
33 posted on 09/21/2013 7:24:02 PM PDT by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS... We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dems care!)
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To: bigtoona

spoof site


34 posted on 09/21/2013 7:24:15 PM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: bigtoona

I know you’re just trying to make me feel good, but even to dream that the Fracking Chicago Crook would even have a fragment of guilt, let alone to collapse under the stress is just to much to believe.


35 posted on 09/21/2013 7:25:17 PM PDT by jonascord (Hurrah for the Bonny Blue Flag that bears a Single Star!)
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To: Ronin
That would definitely do it for me.

Haven't you ever seen a naked moose before?
36 posted on 09/21/2013 7:25:28 PM PDT by JSteff (It was ALL about SCOTUS... We are DOOMED for several generations. . Who cares? The Dems care!)
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To: bigtoona

I hope he feels better. Lets load him up with Prozac and Haldol.


37 posted on 09/21/2013 7:25:36 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est. New US economy: Fascism on top, Socialism on the bottom.)
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To: bigtoona

Did Reggie dump him?


38 posted on 09/21/2013 7:25:52 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Who am I to judge homosexuals? That's what the Tony Awards are for.)
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To: bigtoona

The source site looks like it is attempting to gain Enquirer status with the weirdo stories, but then, Enquirer did expose Clintoon when no one else would.


39 posted on 09/21/2013 7:26:11 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: bigtoona

Believe me, it’s satire and very clumsy satire at that. Go to the source and read the piece about Seniors Gone Wild.


40 posted on 09/21/2013 7:26:23 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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