Not much to laugh at when you consider you could have been killed by a twitchy Okra Ops operator with a nervous trigger finger...
String some braided cable up very high around your property -— you know, for lightning protection.
Be a shame if a helicopter didn’t notice it; they could get hurt.
There’s an old joke that goes like this....
A man lives on a farm, he writes to his son in prison - “I can’t grow potatoes this year. I’m too old to be digging up the field.” Soon he gets a letter back from his son. - “You can’t dig in the field, that’s where I buried the bodies!” The next morning, people came from the police. They dug up the entire field but found nothing. Soon the farmer gets another letter from his son. - “Now Dad, you can grow potatoes. It was the best I could do from here.”
Why is it illegal to grow okra?