Posted on 07/24/2013 8:25:49 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
On second thought, cancel that foot-long sub.
An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread to Instagram...
“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Jett’s feed.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
And then some.
No kidding! This type of sickening contamination is too common anymore. We pack our own when on long trips.
Nothing beats cold noodles in a soy-ginger-oyster sauce, hard boiled eggs, and marinated sliver thin veggies.
Is that mayo? I wanted mustard.
“I had a wiener right in my hand.... A strange wang right in my palm.”
Tom Hanks’ greatest movie, IMHO.
Ding, ding, ding!
Hold your calls, folks. We have a weiner. Er, I mean winner.
I seldom eat at restaurants, but this kind of garbage is changing that to NEVER.
I tend to avoid ‘prepared’ foods at drive-throughs and markets.
One never knows what goes on behind the counters.
I have heard/read too many stories of similar events and activities.
Something like this happened in Conover, NC and felony charges were filed against the employees. It happened at a Dominoes Pizza and I think the location had to close down. The perps pictures were posted for everyone to take note of.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?_r=0
Hold the mayo...
More like a junior...
John Caparulo has a funny act where he talks about working at Subway sucks because customers can see what you’re doing:
“You can’t put your balls in it. You can try but they catch every time. ‘Yeah, give tomatoes, peppers...did you just your balls in my sammich??!!’ Um, no. ‘Then why are your balls out?’ Um, it’s an unrelated matter.”
One day he’ll be running for mayor of NY.
Our local grocery store has a deli that I trust because its staffed by the owner’s wife and daughter with a couple of elderly part timers.
Weiner Syndrome
Many times it is ‘kids’ who work in these places.
They don’t comprehend or understand the implications of some of their actions. They see it as just pranks and kid stuff.
I am of the opinion that anyone who messes with another’s food deserves the severest penalty. That is beyond ‘prank’ and kid foolishness.
LOL about Anthony Weiner’s fault.
This dude is a politician in training. He’s just doing what he’s learned from skilled politicos.
Anthony Weiner was quoted as saying, “If I had a son, he’d look like @ianjett.”
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