When their country blows up, we'll see about letting them in. Meanwhile:
One self-supporting super man from Krypton that helps promote truth, justice, and the American Way
30 million dependent men women and children from third world nations that promote deception, injustice, and the worst ways of their parent nation
Great analogy... /s
I liked Speedy Gonzales...at least he stayed where he belonged.
Does Kryptonite work on Amnesty Legislation?
Big Difference: Superman has a job, doesn’t need healthcare, and FIGHTS crime.
I can think of a simple few more appropriate correlaries: Subsistence Section 8 Housing " 'splain it to me how I can get WICs, SNAP and TANF" Social Security (where can I get some Amigo?) School (you pay for my cheelren's schooling) You get the picture.
He was adopted by John/Jonathan/Eben and Mary/Martha/Sarah Kent. Best I know, they are American citizens. I am sure that he could be naturalized if it were not for the Hague convention and mandatory immunizations.
I would never, ever want to visit the loony fantasy land liberals live in.
Jeez, I don’t even have to say anything except ‘see the tag line’.
When Pedro and his hombres leap tall buildings in a single bound and fly through the air at the speed of light, I’d be willing to make an exception.
Instead, they leap the Rio Grande in a single bound, scurry across the border at the speed of light, and get on welfare faster than a speeding bullet.
Ah, yes, the comic book defense!
Stan Lee vs. the Board of Education 1954
Until Ted Kennedy (D-Hell) pushed the changes in immigration law to get rid of usfull immigrants in favor of poor communist minded peasants, skilled immigrants had very little problem obtaining work and travel visas. Basically the superman that landed in the 30’s would have little trouble gaining legal status. Todays immigration policies would have him waiting behind a horde of undeducated muslim Somali’s.
When their country blows up, we'll see about letting them in. Meanwhile:
Kal-El could not return to his home planet. Furthermore, he had special skills that would be valuable to the United States. Also, he was not bringing in his entire family.
I’ll make a deal with them.
All the illegal invaders that can leap tall buildings in a single bound and are actually faster than a speeding bullet win citizenship.
They get the first test with the speeding bullet at the border.
If they pass that test, they get to put on a cape and jump off the Empire State building. If they can fly they get citizenship.
Superman was adopted and raised by US citizens, nothing illegal about that.
Superman showed up in America as a baby refugee whose home planet had been destroyed. I’m quite sure we could find a way to offer someone like that citizenship, regardless of whether or noe he had any particular superpowers.
Mexico, on the other hand, isn’t destroyed. It’s management is terrible and it’s culture encourages total lawlessness. Those are things that can be fixed. The poeple that want to come here would be better off fixing their own country rather than spreading their plague here.
Superman is not a human being, despite his outward appearance, immigration laws do not apply to him.
Another cartoon figure, The Frito Bandito, is closer to the truth.
Aye, aye, aye, aye. I am the Frito Banito. I love Frito’s Corn Chip, I love them, I do. I love Frito’s Corn Chips, I take them from you.
In the Byrne origin, he was born on Earth, in Kansas.