I’ll bet Pitt hasn’t stopped masturbating since.
This isn't a DUFU edition but considering the subject matter, I know you all will be quite interested in reading this.
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Not a DUFU edition but considering the subject matter, I'm sure you all will be interested in this.
/giggle
“The dead tree will give no shelter.”
... Pfftttthahahahahhah!
Pitt, just Glock yourself through the chin and get it over with.
That religious imagery is straight out of the Islamic hadiths:
"The Day of Judgement will not come about until Muslims fight the Jews , when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Muslims, O Abdullah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharkad tree, (a certain kind of tree) would not do that because it is one of the trees of the Jews." (related by al-Bukhari and Muslim).Sahih Muslim, 41:6985
Now I wonder whether Pitt is a closet anti-Semite, or a closet something-worse.
What was that story about why Pitt left or was asked to leave that teaching job at the Boston girl’s school?
Dear Pitt... At least when real presstitutes get on their knees for a story they are successful most of the time. I hope you continue to succeed ....and fail.
I reading that old Partial-Birth non-apology Apology of Wee Willie's you Linked to, and yikes! -- what a load of ... uh ... liquor! (didn't know he hijacked Booze Trucks as a hobby 
). Sheesh, the Pittster makes Tolstoy look tongue-tied! I'm down to Will's paragraph: "I was here on Tuesday, September 11th, 2001. I was teaching high school back then, writing on the side, no books or nothing.. etc, etc, etc, ad nauseam..."And I'm only 1/3rd down the screen on my 23" monitor!
By the time I do get to his non-apology I'll have forgotten what he's apologizing for! Then again, maybe that was his plan from the start. After all it's not like DUmmies are the sharpest knives in the drawer -- most have the memory of a gnat, anyway.
Does little William still live at home?
5.56mm
"I'll say it again: ..."Yeah. I'm finding that out. (my head's spinning)
"you'll always be here, and bravery is cheap when there's only a keyboard and a monitor to confront, and you don't have to look someone in the eye when you write the kind of vile stuff you'd never have the guts to say face to face..."Uh .. Willie?.. would that be like you threatening to beat up a homeless woman who lives in her car? Hmm? ... tough guy.
btw Pittster, have you stopped beating your wife?