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Researcher: Men in kilts swing free, have happier sperm
bodyodd.nbcnews.com ^ | April 26, 2013 | Brian Alexander

Posted on 04/26/2013 8:41:08 PM PDT by oxcart

You might credit the legendary Scottish male virility of past time to single malt whiskey, or the sometimes brutal weather, or the fact that haggis is the national dish, but a Dutch researcher is proposing another answer:

It was the kilts.

Kilts, worn as they were meant to be worn, without underwear, lets our laddies swing freely in the breeze, creating, according to researcher Erwin Kompanje, the “ideal physiological scrotal environment.” Exposed to the bracing Highland coolness, testicles will make robust sperm.

The modern man’s “scrotal environment” is pretty confined these days, what with underwear and pants that hold our testicles close to the body and its 98.6-degree heat, Kompanje, a senior researcher in the department of intensive care at Erasmus University in Rotterdam, told NBCNews.com. But as he pointed out in a paper published online in the Scottish Medical Journal, “adequate spermatogenesis requires a temperature about 3 degrees [Celsius] lower than normal body temperature.” (That would translate to about 93 degrees Fahrenheit, compared to the normal body temperature of 98.6 Farenheit.)

Testicular temperature is regulated by the cremaster muscle – the muscle that covers the testicles -- that raises and lowers the scrotum in response to heat and cold. “The cremaster reflex only works, and has any sense, when the scrotum is hanging free,” Kompanje said. “In tight trousers it cannot work. In a naked man, or a man wearing a kilt, it can and will.”

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: free; kilts; napl; sourcetitlenoturl; sperm
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To: Maven

I read them faithfully until the one novel veered into rum, sodomy, incest and the lash.

After his ancestor raped him, I have no idea what happened to either Jamie or Claire.

Diana jumped the shark and I didn’t follow her.


81 posted on 04/26/2013 11:38:14 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Maven

Do one of Mel Gibson in a kilt and you really will have made my night.


82 posted on 04/26/2013 11:38:17 PM PDT by Barb4Bush (God bless Glenn Beck!)
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To: Maven

*But*, Gerard is eye candy regardless.

:)


83 posted on 04/26/2013 11:38:53 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Barb4Bush

84 posted on 04/26/2013 11:41:25 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Vendome

Cymru am byth!


85 posted on 04/26/2013 11:46:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

Thank you very much.


86 posted on 04/27/2013 12:23:44 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (God bless Glenn Beck!)
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To: ottbmare

Anyone advocating ALL men in kilts should take another look at congress.


87 posted on 04/27/2013 3:34:16 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Revolting cat!

Now ask yourself, did we REALLY need to know that?

Was all that research done on a gubmint “grant”? Amazing what people will study.


88 posted on 04/27/2013 3:35:40 AM PDT by DaveA37 (I'm for HONEST government)
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To: Jack Hammer

Not the entire US, just in Congress...


89 posted on 04/27/2013 4:00:14 AM PDT by nevergore
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To: oxcart

IIRC it was Lord Kitchener who said of the kilt,

“The finest uniform ever devised for either fornication or diarrhea.”


90 posted on 04/27/2013 4:52:47 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: Revolting cat!

Now that is a kilt


91 posted on 04/27/2013 5:05:44 AM PDT by phockthis (http://www.supremelaw.org/fedzone11/index.htm ...)
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To: mountn man

That is not a good picture of him, but he still looks good. I am a woman, and I must say that I always found him extremely attractive. I think it was probably the voice and not just the handsome face. Then I found out about his politics. :(


92 posted on 04/27/2013 5:22:10 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Restore us, O God of hosts; let your face shine, that we may be saved! -Ps80)
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To: Salamander

The tattoos and the girl arms really take away from the otherwise great kilt look.


93 posted on 04/27/2013 5:24:01 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Restore us, O God of hosts; let your face shine, that we may be saved! -Ps80)
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To: oxcart

"I'm free -- and I'm lovin' it!!

94 posted on 04/27/2013 5:27:00 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Yardstick
Kilts are not skirts.


95 posted on 04/27/2013 5:46:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Salamander

OMGoodness! You really are an Alice Insider!! ;-)


96 posted on 04/27/2013 5:48:42 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: JRandomFreeper

You’re a delightfully upbeat, funny, entertaining man.


97 posted on 04/27/2013 5:55:49 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: JRandomFreeper
Mr. Flibble was a squirrel I was had raising from a lost eyes-not-yet-open baby. That tempers the reaction quite a bit, that she was clawing up the inside of the pants, not the outside of my leg helped too.

But she simply wouldn't climb back down, I had to unzip to get her out.

Oh, did I mention that squirrels have needle sharp claws? I'm guessing you already know that...

98 posted on 04/27/2013 6:40:39 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: TheOldLady
Thank you. I'll have plenty of time for sober and solemn when I'm dead. Otherwise, 'This is the day the Lord has made. Rejoice and be glad in it.'

/johnny

99 posted on 04/27/2013 6:44:31 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper; Gefn
Gefn ~ If I had a boyfriend I’d love him to wear a kilt!

JRandomFreeper ~ Go ahead and scratch me off of your list of candidates.

I'm open to the possibility...

100 posted on 04/27/2013 6:45:42 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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