Posted on 08/09/2012 12:11:39 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
It’s about midway through the Islamic season of Ramadan, an annual period of fasting and reflection for Muslims. Around the world, millions of Muslims are fasting, praying, reading the Qur’an, and striving for purity in thought and deed. The post below was published last year during Ramadan, and contains some useful ideas for Christians to consider during Ramadan...
(Excerpt) Read more at biblegateway.com ...
Flush Korans down the toilet?
How about having Luau?
Celebrate Ramadan with some Pork Rinds.
Pork rinds!
Absolutely delicious, but... is it my imagination or is it becoming more and more difficult to find ‘em at the local grocery...?
This is very thoughtful, I must reciprocate by putting together a list of things Muslims should do during Lent. Although I expect that a few of you are already starting to do that...
Learn more about Islam?
Okay, Islam is a Satanic cult. When Mohammed thought he was recieving the word of God from the angel Gabriel he was in fact receiving the word of the devil, Satan himself. How else do explain some of the details in the Quran as practiced by Muslims through the centuries?
It’s really very self-explanatory.
I learned everything I needed to know on 9/11.
RUB SOME BACON ON IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A
RUB SOME BACON ON IT!
911 what’s your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That’s right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That’s all there is to it?
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There’s an akward silence
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I’m a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can’t swim
Rub some bacon on it
I’m visited by Mr. Timn
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Bacon hotline, What’s your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I’m attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharded
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah
Thet’re every where, it’s your imagination.
“Some good ideas here.”
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If there were some good ideas, then why didn’t you post them?
Too lazy? Blog pimping?
Still cannot stand the ones you get in stores, but I can easily go through multiple baskets of those Bacon Puffs!
>>Absolutely delicious, but... is it my imagination or is it becoming more and more difficult to find ‘em at the local grocery...?<<
Look for “chicharrones.” Since salsa passed ketchup as #1 condiment in the USA, this is probably also following the trend...
"...I think I might have sharded sharted..."
Marry a six year-old girl?
Smoke mor pork
Marry a six year old goat?
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