Posted on 07/23/2012 1:07:43 PM PDT by Stoat
Antone Forrest Deedward Owens
EUGENE, Ore. - The woman came home to find her computer on, displaying pornography.
Nearby, she found lubricant, towels and a cell phone.
As she picked up the cell phone, she saw a man standing outside her rear sliding glass door. She called 911 as the man shouted at her, threatening to break the door.
He managed to open the door and stormed inside, threatening to kill the woman as he grabbed the phone and lube before fleeing the home at Van Buren and 22nd in Eugene.
That was March 20, 2012.
A little over a month later, a man came home during the noon hour to find a man in his home. The man fled out the back bedroom as the resident called police. They found the computer on with pornography on display and towels nearby.
As neighbors started to talk, more and more Friendly Street Neighborhood residents reported incidents to police.
Residents of a Polk Street home reported multiple break-ins between Sept. 20, 2011, and Oct. 20, 2011, where someone entered the home to surf porn sites on the home computer.
Police arrested a 21-year-old man Wednesday in connection with the break-ins. Antone Forrest Deedward Owens was booked on four counts of first degree burglary, one count of menacing and one count of coercion.
Police asked anyone who has experienced a similar break-in or knows anything about the case to call Detective Chris Vreim at 541-682-5192.
Obviously the solution is to give all poor people a computer and free broadband to go with their free cell phones...(Did anyone mention our country is broke?)
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Dang... good looking guy. I’m surprised he couldn’t find all the porn he wants with a real person. /s
The Police do not take finger prints anymore?..
This guy should have been caught after the first event..
Someone suggested they dust the keyboard for fingerprints and they responded, “Eeeeewwwwwwww!”
Probably be best for the victims to chunk their toothbrushes just to be on the safe side...
Who knows what the rest of the sleestaks would have been up to if they’d had computers back in the day in The Land of the Lost?
I’m not even sure what they’d be doing it with.
Libraries? Who needs libraries?
All he needed to do was find a homeowner who forgot to tie the ribbon on his WiFi installation. Park nearby, download gigabytes of kiddie porn, and read all about it when the authorities raid the homeowner.
The perp was heard to be muttering as he was hauled off to the Big House: “Hey man, I thought this was the Friendly Street Neighborhood - sure don’t seem friendly to me.”
I’ve never been there...how’s the food?
Darling, I was hoping you’d tell me! :)
I’m empathetic.
Sorry, I’ve been there or driven by it...
We frequent Jalisco’s often:
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My favorite meal is Camarones Al Mojo De Ajo.
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