Posted on 07/20/2012 9:55:39 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I got a feeling the apology is not going to be enough. At the very least I would want a six figure apology, as well has someones head on a platter for the slander.
Very plausible . . .
0bama has been quoted saying “if I had a daughter she would look like Debbie Washerwoman Schultz”...
Thanks for the link.
the shooter has now been granted official victim status and a warrant issued for the ugly american bible and gun cling society
Thought her last name was Schlitz...
Via Smokingfrog
According to ar15.com
A San Diego woman who identified herself as James Holmes’ mother told ABC News she had awoken unaware of the shooting and had not yet been contacted by authorities. She immediately expressed concern that her son may have been involved.
“You have the right person,” she said, apparently speaking on gut instinct. “I need to call the police... I need to fly out to Colorado.”
She also says he was OWS and not happy with this movie, the Dark Night. The Batman movie portrays the OWS crowd in a negative vein. the new Batman movie featured the villain as an Occupy Wall Street type. James Holmes was an Occupier.
Or maybe it was “If I had a rabid poodle, she’d look like Debbie Washerwoman Schultz.”
Holy Crapoly!
Can’t wait to see how long that takes not to be reported by the MSM.
It actually happened late Wednesday night. Apparently a gunman went into a bar, paused for a little and then opened fire. I confess I haven’t paid the T-town shooting much attention. Perp has been caught (or killed, I’m not sure).
LMAO! Perfect!
You complete me...
Time will tell.
Or as my dearly departed father owuld say......”If I had a dog that looked like her,k I’d shave its arse and make it walk backward!”
Never trust anyone who looks like they shower with a toaster.
From what I read no one was killed. Just said injured. Guess that means wounded.
I’m sure we’ll be hearing about it from the gun grabbers though.
Obama is salivating over this crap.
we went there right after the tornado - very uplifting people
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