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Thinking of those in Colorado and hoping the reporters are as wrong about Holmes as they were about Loughner.
What an awful tragedy.
Some people are already blaming Rush for this. Unbelievable.
May be a registered Democrat.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2908663/posts
I think Rush is out today, actually...
With zero proof, some are saying he was a Tea Party member. There are over 20 James Holmes in Colorado...such a pity.
I believe Mark Steyn is filling in today, hate that tho because Rush of course is now in the center of the mess in Colorado. Can’t respond to this until Monday. :(
The media is being totally irresponsible, smearing innocent people through internet speculation.
Disgusting.
I bet Mark S. will have his hands full today.
bttt
Blaming Rush is just the first thing.
Tea Party next.
I heard he may be an Occupy.
How come the shooting of 18 in tuscaloosa yesterday got no notice, but this one has Obama’s full attention?
The veneer of society is peeling.
I have noticed this tendency—I don’t know if it’s recent or has happened from time immemorial—for people to attempt to pin any horrific or violent act on their political enemies.
Or they want to use it to make a political point. “It proves we need gun control!” for example.
Sometimes people have to realize that unfortunately there is just plain evil in the world, and it doesn’t always relate to an ideology or a race or a religion, etc.
It may end up that indeed some of that may be in play here; we just don’t know yet.
I heard nothing about it.
I didn’t hear about it, either. Do you have a link?
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