Posted on 07/18/2012 7:55:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush went on and on and on about a white house intern and a blow job, but he won’t touch the biggest, and the most important, DC scandal in a century or more. What an effin jerk! I was hoping I would be wrong about him not mentioning the presser....
We know that the law is only as effective as the degree of men’s willingness to enforce it. With the liberals and the entire mainstream media lined up to fight any effort by the GOP to do, too many Republicans take the easy way out and turn their attention to less difficult issues.
same here..boring as hell today
One of the most insidious powers the MSM has is the power to ignore.
You really need to copyright that.
Very good observation.
can’t take it anymore..turning him off
congress won’t remove him - nor will the courts
the one thing that COULD come from all this - a process to prove eligibility for candidates - is not their goal
they love to hurl insults because no one else wants to join in their snit fit - maybe they should examine why ‘nobody’ covers it instead of acting a foo
Holy address Batman!!! I LIVE in Irwin... And Rush did too? He had to be a renter...I’m fascinated by his revelation!
Btw, 18 y-o son and buddies printed out tix. Got to near the venue (Horozontal Wireless—the Stratigos Catering lot was full) and they walked. Were NOT let in—(over print of tix?) a lot were turned away—surprising turn out for this neck of the woods.
a rich successful jerk
maybe you should think about that
That’s from Chris Plante. I really wish you could listen to him, he’s so good.
Either way, I'm outta here. I don't want to hear anything more about Batman and the View.....and the MSM, the MSM, the MSM (and its assorted jerks). Rush knows what we WANTED TO HEAR RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX. He claims to know his audience. I find his thinking today, whatever it is, to be OFFENSIVE to me.....a 22 year listener.
I'm not interested in consecutive sections of political pop culture. Sorry, Rush. Over and out.
Leni
Sheesh that is like saying “what is your next step about fast n furious, or “what is your next step” getting Zimmerman a fair trial” or “what is your next step....fill in the blank on any number of legal investigations of which I have no authority over.”
What is your next step?
We would need both houses and the WH to do that. Mean time we keep looking like kooks.
I was wondering if you had gone to see Romney. Was it a big venue?
I didn’t know Rush lived in Irwin, either. I thought he was living in McKeesport. A friend of mine said that she and her husband lived in the same apartment building, wherever it was, at the same time as Rush.
Romney did have some good comments yesterday. If he could stay fired up like that, instead of issuing insipid statements designed to make sure no one is offended, he could get people enthused about voting for him.
Remember how many Tea Party people ran to Trump when he was running in the primaries?
What percentage of Tea Party people would you guess are “Birthers” AKA Constitutionalists?
Gee, rich and sucessful, that is all that matters/s. Soros is rich and successful, so is Warren Buffet, so are any number of hollywood commies.....maybe you should think about that!
so the answer is - you have no idea
you love self righteous unproductive snit fits that lead to exactly - NOTHING
maybe nobody covers your ‘issue’ because you can't tell us the goal
Why do we need BCs and IDs?
If altered documents can get one to be the _resident of The United States, then why can’t we alter our own documents to get where we want to?
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