Posted on 07/13/2012 7:42:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I don’t think it’ll happen. I don’t want it to happen. To be honest, though, I prefer her to Ayotte in New Hampshire.
I’m irritated by this whole “we have to have a woman” bs. Does lack of a penis make someone qualified? I am SICK of identity politics.
If the pick is Condi or Ayotte, Rubio, or anyone else, it should be because of the vision they have for this country, not because they are female, hispanic, black, or whatever! AHHHHH.
That’s the TICKET!
Hopefully, though, this will be the kick we need and we’ll be serious, this time, and start NOW restructuring the primary process for 2016.
That’s what I thought in 2012. However, those who control the primary process are the same ones who brought us McCain and Romney. Something has to change.
We have to instigate that change, though.
Those who live in “Open” primary states need to force the issue and close the primary. We need to do whatever, through letters and phone calls, pressure to quit putting so much emphasis on liberal leaning states early in the process. We were content to sit back and gripe after 2008....and let the SAME thing happen in 2012. We’ve identified part of the problem; now we need to work on a solution and start now.
doc sent me home yesterday with an ambien script...10mgs
never heard of em much less took one...well took one at bedtime
had to use the car jack just to get me up this mornin just to give the city some bidnizz
I could pick Condi over a lot of RINOs, she may even be my top RINO pick, I just want a legit conservative. It’s not asking too much having to suffer Mittens.
Be careful with that stuff FRiend! MANY potential side effects with Ambien...(I thought your issue was pain control,not sleep...but...tis your body...but that being said...there are many MANY MANY MUCH SAFER things to take to help you sleep, if that is the issue....and I will share if asked ;-)
Just hope the healing process is going well...UI know how you hate tranquilizer darts.
Romney spokesman has already said today that it isn’t going to be Rice. There is a thread running on that...
You’re so right. I’m also sick of the affirmative action, special interest group pandering. Just pick someone who’s qualified, for heaven’s sake.
He might not ask, but I will. Backing off Ambien now. That is some wicked stuff...
You needed the sleep obviously.
Careful with the adult beverages or you’ll be hearing, not remembering, what you did.
Thank goodness. I don’t think I could take another round of 0bamabots whining on FR.
I know what you mean. :)
Boy, Rush is TICKED OFF today.
Ditto.
I am so tired of statistics that don’t mean crap at this time of the election.
I’m with you. Romney was not my favorite in the beginning but is now! Anyone but Obama. Like Andrew said if any conservatives does not support our nominee, they are on the other side! I will do everything I can to help Romney take Florida!
It’s as if all people are is their gender/ethnicity. I thought we were trying to move past all that.
And if Hispanics are so stupid that they’ll vote for someone merely for being Hispanics or women are so stupid that they’ll be swayed by a woman candidate, regardless of her views, then they don’t deserve the honor of voting!
I’ll take an affirmative action Liiz Cheney ANY day!
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