Bashar: Yes, Green Munchkin. I read you. Please tell me how to get out of this mess.
LGMIBH: Start a war, you idiot. It will make the rebels look like traitors, and divert the people's attention.
Bashar: But if I start a war with Israel, they might beat us and then I'll be humiliated before the whole world!
LGMIBH: Israel, Israel, Israel. Is that all you can think of? Use your imagination, Bashar!
Bashar: OK. Imagination. Um...tell soldiers to find dissidents' female relatives, and violate them in front of dissidents. Yeah. I wanna watch, baby!
LGMIBH: Not now, Bashar. Use it to find someone else to start a war with.
Bashar: Um...there's Lebanon, but I am friends with Hizbollah. If they fight with me, then they don't come here and rape dissidents' kinfolk while I watch. (Oh, yeah, baby!) So that leaves Jordan, but Jordan's no fun. Just a few Bedouins and a few jillion Palestinians. So let me see....Israel, no, Lebanon, no...Jordan--I know! Let's attack Turkey! They aren't even Arabs! Heh heh. Heheheh. Heheheheheh. Then we rape head Turk's grandma. Hehehehehehe.
LGMIBH: Very good, Bashar. I see work is done here. Time to inspire the Egyptian President elect. See you later.
Okay, the first time was an ‘accident’.
The second time ain’t no accident.............
That’s it Syria, force Turkey to kick your ass. We’ll see how much of an Iranian sock puppet you are then.
WTF!!! Two theories:
1: Bashar has lost his mind or lost control over his military forces.
2: Someone working or part of the rebels fired this 2nd time to attempt to draw Turkey in.
Turkey would kick Syria's butt by the end of the week.
We should send da Toiks some Wild Weasals.
Recon F-4s are not needed of a rescue and recovery. Turkey is purposely infiltrating Syrian airspace to get a response and to coordinate military action by the Muslim Brotherhood. This is an act of war by Islamist Turkey.
War, good God y’all!
The current Syrian regime appears to have a death wish.
In before a story from some lunatic claiming it was Zionists pretending to be Syrian who shot down the Turkish plane...or am I too late?