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FReeper Canteen ~ Remembering Our Troops! ~ 07 June 2012
Serving The Best Troops and Veterans In The World !! | The Canteen Crew

Posted on 06/06/2012 5:59:32 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska




~ The FReeper Canteen Presents ~

~ Remembering Our Troops!! ~


COMPOUND SECURITY

U.S. Marine Corps Cpl. Daniel Thompson posts security while members of an Afghan narcotics interdiction unit search a compound during Operation Speargun in Urmuz, Afghanistan, March 27, 2012. Thompson is a fire team leader assigned to Alpha Company, 1st Combat Engineer Battalion, 8th Marine Regiment. U.S. Marine Corps photo by Sgt. James Mercure




Canteen Mission Statement


Showing support and boosting the morale of
our military and our allies' military
and family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.




ROLLOVER TRAINING

U.S. Army 1st Lt. Hannah Rosenthal exits a flipped vehicle rollover simulator with a foam training weapon on Bagram Airfield, Afghanistan, March 26, 2012. Rosenthal is a paratrooper assigned to the 82nd Airborne Division’s 1st Brigade Combat Team. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Michael J. MacLeod


UNDERSIDE EFFORT

U.S. Navy Lt. Brian Helman attaches ordnance to the underside of an MH-60S Sea Hawk helicopter during an ordnance transfer aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson in the Arabian Sea, March 30, 2012. The Carl Vinson and Carrier Air Wing 17 are deployed to the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility. U.S. Navy photo by Seaman Andrew K. Haller


ADEN SWIM

A sailor jumps off the stern gate of the amphibious transport dock ship USS New Orleans during a swim call in the Gulf of Aden, March 30, 2012. The New Orleans and embarked Marines are part of the Makin Island Amphibious Ready Group, which supports maritime security operations and theater security cooperation efforts in the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility. The Marines are assigned to the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 2nd Class Dominique Pineiro



SIGNAL STANCE

U.S. Navy Chief Master-at-Arms Peter Donaldson signals a helicopter on the flight deck of the guided-missile cruiser USS Shiloh in the Pacific Ocean, April 2, 2012. The exercise was part of the required evolutions for the Shiloh to receive her flight deck qualification. Donaldson is an enlisted landing specialist. U.S. Navy photo by Seaman Gregory A. Harden II


MEDITERRANEAN TRAINING

Members of the visit, board, search and seizure team aboard the guided-missile destroyer USS Porter prepare to maneuver alongside Porter during a training mission in the Mediterranean Sea, April 1, 2012. Porter is deployed as part of the Enterprise Carrier Strike Group to support maritime security operations and theater security cooperation efforts in the U.S. 6th Fleet area of responsibility. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 3rd Class Alex R. Forster


FALCON FORCE

An airman prepares an F-16 Fighting Falcon for flight on Joint Base Andrews, Md., April 3, 2012. The 113th Wing provides air sovereignty forces to defend the nation's capital and support forces ranging from local to global employment. The airman is assigned to the 113th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron. U.S. Air Force photo by Perry Aston




EGG HUNTERS

Military children search for hidden eggs during the Easter egg hunt at the 2012 Spring Fling Festival on Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton, Calif., April 4, 2012. April is the Month of the Military Child. U.S. Marine Corps photo by Lance Cpl. Derrick K. Irions


STATUS UPDATE

U.S. Marine Corps Staff Sgt. Sears relays a status update to his platoon commander while a logistics transport vehicle approaches to extract recovered civilians during a pre-deployment training exercise on Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton, Calif., April 3, 2012. Sears is assigned to Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines, 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit. U.S. Marine Corps photo by Gunnery Sgt. John A. Lee II


NOSE NUDGE

U.S. sailors position an F/A-18E Super Hornet on the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln under way in the Arabian Sea, March 28, 2012. The sailors are aviation boatswain's mates assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron 137. The Abraham Lincoln is deployed to the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility conducting maritime security operations, theater security cooperation efforts and support missions as part of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 2nd Class Jonathan P. Idle



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To: Old Sarge

Congratulations Sarge & the Mrs Sarge to be! Wonderful news!!!! *hugs*

101 posted on 06/07/2012 2:10:28 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
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To: Old Sarge

Holycow! I am so happy for you! I wish you and your bride the greatest happiness!
Sincerely,
Sg


102 posted on 06/07/2012 3:45:14 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Darksheare

Thanks, Darks!


103 posted on 06/07/2012 3:46:29 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: beachn4fun; null and void

I was a teenaged daughter. I had a teenaged daughter. She had two teenaged sons heh heh heh.


104 posted on 06/07/2012 3:53:11 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Old Sarge

Congratulations Sarge (R) on the new bride.


105 posted on 06/07/2012 4:24:14 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Silentgypsy
I was a teenaged daughter. I had a teenaged daughter. She had two teenaged sons heh heh heh.

You're not my mother, are you? hehe

106 posted on 06/07/2012 4:29:25 PM PDT by beachn4fun (If you live in my area, and I've blown you off the road, apologies ;))
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To: Old Sarge

Sarge, congratulations and best wishes to you and your future bride! Very happy for you. I highly recommend married life.

I can’t wait to see those pictures! You picked a beautiful month in which to get married.

God’s blessings on all of you.


107 posted on 06/07/2012 4:33:03 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
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To: Old Sarge
Congrats and best wishes...


108 posted on 06/07/2012 4:38:35 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: null and void

OMFG, that is HILARIOUS!

The Bride and I enjoyed reading that one. She wants it hard-copied for maximum dispersal - and hanging on the teen’s vanity mirror.

Thanks, NV!


109 posted on 06/07/2012 4:40:10 PM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Old Sarge; Silentgypsy

Dear Sirs:

I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1998 Federal Tax return.

Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive.

It’s only fair that since they are minors and not my responsibility that the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care for these waifs) knows something about them and what to expect over the next year. You may apply next year to reassign them to me and reinstate the deduction.

This year they are yours!

The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. Ask her! I suggest you put her to work in your office where she can answer people’s questions about their returns. While she has no formal training, it has not seemed to hamper her knowledge of any other subject you can name. Taxes should be a breeze; Next year she is going to college. I think it’s wonderful that you will now be responsible for that little expense. While you mull that over keep in mind that she has a truck. It doesn’t run at the moment so you have the immediate decision of appropriating some Department of Defense funds to fix the vehicle or getting up early to drive her to school. Kristen also has a boyfriend. Oh joy. While she possesses all of the wisdom of the universe, her alleged mother and I have felt it best to occasionally remind her of the virtues of abstinence, and in the face of overwhelming passion, safe sex. This is always uncomfortable and I am quite relieved you will be handling this in the future. May I suggest that you reinstate Joycelyn Elders, who had a rather good handle on the problem.

Patrick is 14. I’ve had my suspicions about this one. His eyes are a little close together for normal people. He may be a tax examiner himself one day if you do not incarcerate him first. In February I was awakened at three in the morning by a police officer who was bringing Pat home. He and his friends were TP’ing houses. In the future would you like him delivered to the local IRS office or to Ogden, UT? Kids at 14 will do almost anything on a dare. His hair is purple. Permanent dye, temporary dye, what’s the big deal? Learn to deal with it. You’ll have plenty of time as he is sitting out a few days of school after instigating a food fight. I’ll take care of filing your phone number with the vice principal. Oh yes, he and all of his friends have raging hormones. This is the house of testosterone and it will be much more peaceful when he lives in your home. DO NOT leave any of them unsupervised with girls, explosives, inflammables, inflatables, vehicles, or telephones. (I’m sure that you will find telephones a source of unimaginable amusement, and be sure to lock out the 900 and 976 numbers!)

Heather is an alien. She slid through a time warp and appeared quite by magic one year. I’m sure this one is yours. She is 10 going on 21. She came from a bad trip in the sixties. She wears tie-dyed clothes, beads, sandals, and hair that looks like Tiny Tim’s. Fortunately you will be raising my taxes to help offset the pinch of her remedial reading courses. Hooked On Phonics is expensive so the schools dropped it. Good news! You can buy it yourself for half the amount of the deduction that you are denying! It’s quite obvious that we were terrible parents (ask the other two) so they have helped raise this one to a new level of terror. She cannot speak English. Most people under twenty understand the curious patois she fashioned out of valley girls/boys in the hood/reggae/ yuppie/ political doublespeak. I don’t. The school sends her to a speech pathologist who has her roll her R’s. It added a refreshing Mexican/Irish touch to her voice. She wears hats backwards, pants baggy and wants one of her ears pierced four more times. There is a fascination with tattoos that worries me but I am sure that you can handle it. Bring a truck when you come to get her, as she sort of “nests” in her room and I think that it would be easier to move the entire thing than find out what it is really made of.

You denied two of the three exemptions so it is only fair you get to pick which two you will take. I prefer that you take the youngest, I still go bankrupt with Kristen’s college but then I am free! If you take the two oldest then I still have time for counseling before Heather becomes a teenager. If you take the two girls then I won’t feel so bad about putting Patrick in a military academy. Please let me know of your decision as soon as possible as I have already increased the withholding on my W-4 to cover the $395 in additional tax and to make a down payment on an airplane.

Yours Truly,

Bob

[Note: The taxpayer in question added this caveat at a later date:

“Rats, they sent me the refund and allowed the deductions.”

Our response:

“Gee Bob, sometimes you just can’t get a break”...]


110 posted on 06/07/2012 5:54:03 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1234 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Arrowhead1952

Good evening, Arrowhead...((HUGS))...2 days of training under your belt. Having fun? What kinda stuff will you be doing?


111 posted on 06/07/2012 5:55:41 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska
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To: Kathy in Alaska
We have several buildings and meeting rooms that are reserved for hours or per day for various events that have to be checked. We get the sign in sheets back to the main office to see how many members and or guests showed up for the event.

There are also several parks and boat / fishing marinas that are on the list. Some have varying rules as far as the number of people allowed. Others have electronic equipment that has to be signed out and back in to the centers.

112 posted on 06/07/2012 6:31:31 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Old Sarge

Congratulations to my dear friend, Old Sarge! And best wishes to your lovely bride. May God bless your union and your new family always.


113 posted on 06/07/2012 6:57:33 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Old Sarge

Congratulations Sarge! Very happy for you, and my best wishes to the bride.


114 posted on 06/07/2012 7:32:40 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Fence is working out OK.


115 posted on 06/08/2012 1:59:19 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Offering up prayer for all our Heroes and their families. Protect and Bless Them Lord! In Jesus Name I pray. Amen.


116 posted on 06/08/2012 6:13:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Old Sarge
LOL ... For civilities sake just hang the sign on the door. Most of the boys will never be back. It will be the ones willing to come in the door that the firearm's cleaning episode will have to be underway in the front entrance (beyond the door); those will be the brave ones who intend to go out with your daughter. Watch them close; those are the marrying kind. Prayers for you and your new family to be.
117 posted on 06/08/2012 6:23:15 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: beachn4fun

Sounds like we’re attitudinally related. We can call each other “Cuz.” Has a nice ring to it, ya think? Heh heh heh.


118 posted on 06/08/2012 7:21:54 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Okay, Cuz

;~}


119 posted on 06/08/2012 7:48:07 AM PDT by beachn4fun (If you live in my area, and I've blown you off the road, apologies ;))
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To: no-to-illegals

Welcome to the Canteen, no-to-illegals....thank you for the prayer for our Heroes and their families.l They really need them.


120 posted on 06/08/2012 1:03:45 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska
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