[AngelesCrestHighway]

Yeah...Just workin on that all over tan?

[fhayek]

Oh dear lord...

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

This is the biggest problem with all the technology that pervades every aspect of our lives.

It is impossible for anyone to just be left alone. At first glance, the Amish would seem to have succeeded...but that is quickly fading.

[Cowboy Bob]

Strange placement of the Bikini top...

[Signalman]

That reminds me, I’ve got to apply some leather softener to the seats in my car.

[Joe 6-pack]

"....Krentcil told the "Today" show from her Nutley home..."

Figures.

[driftdiver]

She can do whatever she wants to herself. She just needs to keep her kid out of the booth.

[Carriage Hill]

OMG! Looks like a mummy’s skin!! Look at the legs; doesn’t even look human.

[camle]

bet therapy would serve her better...

[Charles Henrickson]

That’s not her in post 1. It is her in post 10.

[chuckee]

Perhaps this woman can direct Elizabeth Warren to a reddening parlor to match her high cheek bones.

[Carriage Hill]

You gotta see this pic. OMG.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Forget cremation and have grandma made into an attractive luggage set when the time comes.

[Marcella]

That is the worst picture I have ever seen of a white person. She has to be a cancer waiting to happen.

Perhaps she thinks the “tan” will keep her from looking old. Well, as another said it looks like mummy skin. It is so awful it hurts to look at it.

[SamAdams76]

"My husband goes to work at 4:30am..."

What her husband probably doesn't want to tell her is that he wants to be out of the house before daylight so he doesn't have to look at her. He probably doesn't get home until after sunset!

When I saw the title, I cringed and tried to move on. But like a car crash, I just had to take a peek. Yikes.

[Molon Labbie]

And now, I know where rawhide chew toys come from. Thanks for that.

[Charles Henrickson]

Patricia Krentcil. . . .

AKA Flame-broiled Patty.

[Havisham]

TAKE SOME VITAMIN D AND PRAY YOUR APPEARANCE IMPROVES YOU MENTAL DEFECTIVE!

[diamond6]

That HAS to be a photoshop!

[Pinkbell]

That pictures is horrific (I know that’s not her, but still).

Anyway, while I think she’s crazy, I think there’s possibility that this woman is telling the truth and her little girl got a sunburn at the pool. That said, her daughter has red hair and is pale, and with her considering an overdone tan to be the epitomy of beauty, maybe she did take her in. What I’ve wondered though, did none of the employees at the tanning salon witness if the little girl went in? I guess not, hence these charges, but I would think that the staff would have seen whether this child went in or not.

[NormsRevenge]

amazing how anyone can be a ‘celebrity’ these days.. and a mother.

looks like the skin of a walrus