[Lazamataz]

My entries:

• In 2036, John Obama, leader of the Human Resistance, brought down Skynet. John is Barack Obama's unborn son. #ObamaInHistory

• When the US CONstitution was named, Barack Obama did not like the negative sound of that word. He recommended PROstitution. #ObamaInHistory

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[tet68]

Obamandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Obamandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.[1]

[Slings and Arrows]

[vwbug]

And on the 7th day he rested by playing golf with Obama

[5thGenTexan]

Slight modification:

In 2036, John Obama, leader of the Human Resistance, brought down Skynet. John is Barack Obama's unborn son (who happens to look just like Trayvon). #ObamaInHistory

[RoosterRedux]

When Moses came down the mountain with the Ten Commandments, he found the Israelites worshipping Obama...and, to this very day, many still do.

[Norm Lenhart]

In 2012, the multi-facited argument over the separation of church and state was definitively resolved when a federal decreed the replacement of the first four of the Ten Commandments with the words...

“Barack Obama, who art in heaven...”

[GSWarrior]

Obama is the new Tourist Guy.

[bcsco]

Brad Thor ‏@BradThor

He celebrated the first Thanksgiving w/ Elizabeth Warren's ancestors who brought him maize. #ObamaInHistory #Fauxcahontas

Andrew Stiles ‏@AndrewStilesWFB

Ronald Reagan went to Berlin and said "tear down this wall!" Barack Obama went on The View and talked about the Kardashians.

Lee Ritz ‏@lee_ritz

#ObamaInHistory Invented the popular children's birthday game: Pin The Blame on the Honky.

[Joe 6-pack]

1945 - B-29 named “Enola Gay” flies to Japan and drops bomb. 2012 - President drops bomb by renaming Air Force One, “Gay Obama”. #ObamaInHistory

[ScottinVA]

President Eisenhower joined the Army as a young man, served in two world wars, rose through the ranks and retired as a 5-star general.

Obama rode his pink scooter by the Army Recruiter’s office once on his way to get his nails done.

[nitzy]

The other suggestions are outlandish jokes but mine is an outlandish FACT.

While we were growing up reciting the pledge of allegiance at baseball games and boy scouts, Obama was reciting the Muslim call to prayer in Indonesia. #ObamaInHistory

[kik5150]

In 2008 Obama correctly predicted the additional 7 states in our 57 state union, namely: Newer Mexico, Newest Mexico, Mexico Norte, Nuevo Mexico, LGBTexarkana, Shariavania, and Chinafornia.

[Excellence]

Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions.

Brilliant.

[Political Junkie Too]

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt went on television to talk about the princes of greed on Wall Street. Barack Obama was the first president to use a teleprompter to answer questions during a televised press conference."

-PJ