[kik5150]

In 2008 Obama correctly predicted the additional 7 states in our 57 state union, namely: Newer Mexico, Newest Mexico, Mexico Norte, Nuevo Mexico, LGBTexarkana, Shariavania, and Chinafornia.

[Repeat Offender]

When God said "let there be light," Obama said "only with renewable energy."

Jesus said "Man cannot live on bread alone," so 0bama invented circuses.

The Ten Commandments were chiseled in stone for #ObamaInHistory because teleprompters weren't invented yet.