Posted on 05/16/2012 12:10:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz
This twitter feed is hilarious!!!!
Here are some examples!
When Moses parted the sea, Obama ensured the Israelites didn't pollute the Red Sea during their passage. #ObamaInHistory—
Bethany Mandel (@bethanyshondark) May 15, 2012
General Eisenhower invaded Europe. Historians rank this as almost as audacious as Pres. Obama's Bin Laden raid. #ObamaInHistory—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 15, 2012
Gave the gift of fire to the Ancient Greeks. #ObamaInHistory—
Mike P (@ThePantau) May 15, 2012
#ObamaInHistory Abe Lincoln lived in the wilderness, eating locusts & honey. He cried, "make straight the path for the coming of The One!"—
Jon G. (@ExJon) May 15, 2012
Jacob gave his son Obama a rainbow colored coat to wear. #ObamaInHistory—
Matthew G (@O_Shagnasty) May 15, 2012
In 1985, Barack Obama finds himself transported back to November 5, 1955 without the plutonium needed for the return trip!! #ObamaInHistory—
Dina Fraioli (@DinaFraioli) May 15, 2012
The great indonesian dog invasion crisis was averted by a young Obama and barbecue sauce #ObamaInHistory #ObamaAteAmeme—
el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) May 15, 2012
As Japanese planes bombed Pearl Harbor, Tojo admonished: "Watch out for Obama's future home!" #ObamaInHistory—
Michael Graham (@MGraham969) May 15, 2012
Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions. #ObamaInHistory—
Lachlan Markay (@LachlanMarkay) May 15, 2012
Obama assured Henry Ford the Volt would be a great idea, but Ford wasn't sold on the idea of exploding vehicles. #ObamaInHistory—
Kemberlee Kaye (@red_red_head) May 15, 2012
ANYONE WITH A TWITTER ACCOUNT, PLEASE POST MY ENTRIES
Obamandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Obamandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.[1]
And on the 7th day he rested by playing golf with Obama
Laz, remember when he won the Nobel prize?
That was like this, everyone came up with new
reasons, each more outlandish.
In 2036, John Obama, leader of the Human Resistance, brought down Skynet. John is Barack Obama's unborn son (who happens to look just like Trayvon). #ObamaInHistory
When Moses came down the mountain with the Ten Commandments, he found the Israelites worshipping Obama...and, to this very day, many still do.
Moses started with Fifteen Commandments, but Obama knocked down one of the tablets.
Over 4.5 billion years ago, a gaseous cloud of matter congealed into our solar system ... clearing the way for Obama. #ObamaInHistory
In 2012, the multi-facited argument over the separation of church and state was definitively resolved when a federal decreed the replacement of the first four of the Ten Commandments with the words...
“Barack Obama, who art in heaven...”
VERY NICE!!!! lol
I goofed...”Federal JUDGE”...But thanks ;)
In 2015, The UN is renamed the ON, for Obama Nobel, just to remind everyone constantly. #ObamaInHistory
In 2012, The Tourist Guy is discovered to be Obama in whiteface. #ObamaInHistory
In 2016 the newly formed Obama Nations, led by Barack Obama, passed the Universal Love and Tolerance Act, renaming the Sun as the homeworld of “Barack Obama”, giving him dominion over the Earth and thus avoiding historical conflicts over his actual place of birth. Subsequently, each continent was renamed Obama 1 through 7 and the Oceans deemed the font of his knowledge.
He celebrated the first Thanksgiving w/ Elizabeth Warren's ancestors who brought him maize. #ObamaInHistory #Fauxcahontas
Andrew Stiles @AndrewStilesWFB
Ronald Reagan went to Berlin and said "tear down this wall!" Barack Obama went on The View and talked about the Kardashians.
Lee Ritz @lee_ritz
#ObamaInHistory Invented the popular children's birthday game: Pin The Blame on the Honky.
1945 - B-29 named “Enola Gay” flies to Japan and drops bomb. 2012 - President drops bomb by renaming Air Force One, “Gay Obama”. #ObamaInHistory
President Eisenhower joined the Army as a young man, served in two world wars, rose through the ranks and retired as a 5-star general.
Obama rode his pink scooter by the Army Recruiter’s office once on his way to get his nails done.
#ObamaInHistory Invented the popular children’s birthday game: Pin The Blame on the Honky.
That is the birth of one hell of a meme!
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