Posted on 05/16/2012 12:10:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz
This twitter feed is hilarious!!!!
Here are some examples!
When Moses parted the sea, Obama ensured the Israelites didn't pollute the Red Sea during their passage. #ObamaInHistory—
Bethany Mandel (@bethanyshondark) May 15, 2012
General Eisenhower invaded Europe. Historians rank this as almost as audacious as Pres. Obama's Bin Laden raid. #ObamaInHistory—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 15, 2012
Gave the gift of fire to the Ancient Greeks. #ObamaInHistory—
Mike P (@ThePantau) May 15, 2012
#ObamaInHistory Abe Lincoln lived in the wilderness, eating locusts & honey. He cried, "make straight the path for the coming of The One!"—
Jon G. (@ExJon) May 15, 2012
Jacob gave his son Obama a rainbow colored coat to wear. #ObamaInHistory—
Matthew G (@O_Shagnasty) May 15, 2012
In 1985, Barack Obama finds himself transported back to November 5, 1955 without the plutonium needed for the return trip!! #ObamaInHistory—
Dina Fraioli (@DinaFraioli) May 15, 2012
The great indonesian dog invasion crisis was averted by a young Obama and barbecue sauce #ObamaInHistory #ObamaAteAmeme—
el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) May 15, 2012
As Japanese planes bombed Pearl Harbor, Tojo admonished: "Watch out for Obama's future home!" #ObamaInHistory—
Michael Graham (@MGraham969) May 15, 2012
Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions. #ObamaInHistory—
Lachlan Markay (@LachlanMarkay) May 15, 2012
Obama assured Henry Ford the Volt would be a great idea, but Ford wasn't sold on the idea of exploding vehicles. #ObamaInHistory—
Kemberlee Kaye (@red_red_head) May 15, 2012
While we were growing up reciting the pledge of allegiance at baseball games and boy scouts, Obama was reciting the Muslim call to prayer in Indonesia. #ObamaInHistory
I thought it was the best of the lot. It was what made me post some of them.
In 2008 Obama correctly predicted the additional 7 states in our 57 state union, namely: Newer Mexico, Newest Mexico, Mexico Norte, Nuevo Mexico, LGBTexarkana, Shariavania, and Chinafornia.
Now that there is funny!
Breaking news: The Associated Pres is reporting a discovery by the DNC of an ancient Hebrew tablet showing that three days following the death by crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Barack Obama emerged from the tomb bathed in a blinding white light....
Jesus said "Man cannot live on bread alone," so 0bama invented circuses.
The Ten Commandments were chiseled in stone for #ObamaInHistory because teleprompters weren't invented yet.
Ooo. That one stung, and I’m not even Barack. LOL.
Yer good at this!
I owe you some article reading. Sorry I’m being pokey! Lot’s of work at work. I post while waiting for a compile or a SQL statement to execute (and they can be SLOW) but no time left over for reading deeply. Will try soon.
Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions.
Brilliant.
-PJ
Awesome!
Breaking news2: the APPROPRIATED Press is reporting that henceforth all Chevy Volt automobiles are now approved for charging by a ‘laying of the hands’ by President Barack Obama.
Damn you are good. You have to include the tag #ObamaInHistory at the end of each entry to make it a twitter-like entry, though. :)
I haZ no Twitter to tweet ;) But anyone wanting to post them, feel free to do so! Credit me or not-doesn’t matter to me.
Thanks for the Kudos. But they are so easy they write themselves. Unfortunately.
Also, don’t forget I used to write news for a living. I haZ a fluency in AP style ;)
I think I'll kill you last.
MLK pronounced his people “free at last” #ObamaInHistory said mortgages, healthcare, tuition & Chevy Volts were free at last
I never realized that dog was served at the Last Supper =8-0
Following a recently reported story regarding the famed Easter Island stone heads and the discovery of their bodies beneath, noted climate researcher James Hansen of NASA has submitted proof by consensus that a lowering of the sea level brought on by the inauguration of U.S. President Barack Obama was responsible for the revelation.
If you really loved me Laz, you’d kill me first and spare me the horror of the next few months.
However I am morally opposed to death by Bugga Bugga ;)
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