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| May 16, 2012
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Posted on 05/16/2012 12:10:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
The other suggestions are outlandish jokes but mine is an outlandish FACT.
While we were growing up reciting the pledge of allegiance at baseball games and boy scouts, Obama was reciting the Muslim call to prayer in Indonesia. #ObamaInHistory
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posted on
05/16/2012 1:05:49 PM PDT
by
nitzy
(A just law does not punish virtue nor reward vice.)
To: Norm Lenhart
That is the birth of one hell of a meme!I thought it was the best of the lot. It was what made me post some of them.
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posted on
05/16/2012 1:13:32 PM PDT
by
bcsco
To: Lazamataz
In 2008 Obama correctly predicted the additional 7 states in our 57 state union, namely: Newer Mexico, Newest Mexico, Mexico Norte, Nuevo Mexico, LGBTexarkana, Shariavania, and Chinafornia.
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posted on
05/16/2012 1:28:43 PM PDT
by
kik5150
To: bcsco
#ObamaInHistory Invented the popular children's birthday game: Pin The Blame on the Honky.Now that there is funny!
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posted on
05/16/2012 1:59:41 PM PDT
by
sima_yi
( Reporting live from the People's Republic of Boulder)
To: bcsco; Lazamataz
Breaking news: The Associated Pres is reporting a discovery by the DNC of an ancient Hebrew tablet showing that three days following the death by crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Barack Obama emerged from the tomb bathed in a blinding white light....
To: kik5150
When God said "let there be light," Obama said "only with renewable energy."
Jesus said "Man cannot live on bread alone," so 0bama invented circuses.
The Ten Commandments were chiseled in stone for #ObamaInHistory because teleprompters weren't invented yet.
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posted on
05/16/2012 3:20:44 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
To: Norm Lenhart
Ooo. That one stung, and I’m not even Barack. LOL.
Yer good at this!
I owe you some article reading. Sorry I’m being pokey! Lot’s of work at work. I post while waiting for a compile or a SQL statement to execute (and they can be SLOW) but no time left over for reading deeply. Will try soon.
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posted on
05/16/2012 3:28:10 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
To: Lazamataz
Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions.
Brilliant.
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posted on
05/16/2012 3:36:04 PM PDT
by
Excellence
(9/11 was an act of faith.)
To: Lazamataz
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt went on television to talk about the princes of greed on Wall Street. Barack Obama was the first president to use a teleprompter to answer questions during a televised press conference."
-PJ
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posted on
05/16/2012 3:39:13 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
To: Excellence
#ObamaInHistory didn't include Gerald Ford, because Ford doesn't need a stink'n bailout." Seth M I Hiles (via Twitter)
Awesome!
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posted on
05/16/2012 3:45:44 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
To: Repeat Offender; Lazamataz
Breaking news2: the APPROPRIATED Press is reporting that henceforth all Chevy Volt automobiles are now approved for charging by a ‘laying of the hands’ by President Barack Obama.
To: Norm Lenhart
Damn you are good. You have to include the tag #ObamaInHistory at the end of each entry to make it a twitter-like entry, though. :)
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posted on
05/16/2012 4:01:52 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
To: Lazamataz
I haZ no Twitter to tweet ;) But anyone wanting to post them, feel free to do so! Credit me or not-doesn’t matter to me.
Thanks for the Kudos. But they are so easy they write themselves. Unfortunately.
To: Norm Lenhart
The ancient Hawaiians believed their royalty could stop the march of lava flows before the lava would ruin their settlements. It has been recently learned that Obama was the source of that power, having existed long before he went to Punahou (and had his grades and records miraculously disappeared).
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posted on
05/16/2012 4:09:27 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(NbIttoalbl,cRwIdtaa)
To: Lazamataz
Also, don’t forget I used to write news for a living. I haZ a fluency in AP style ;)
To: Norm Lenhart
You know something, pal? You are just plain good people.
I think I'll kill you last.
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posted on
05/16/2012 4:11:55 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
To: Norm Lenhart; Lazamataz
MLK pronounced his people “free at last” #ObamaInHistory said mortgages, healthcare, tuition & Chevy Volts were free at last
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posted on
05/16/2012 4:12:16 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
To: Slings and Arrows
I never realized that dog was served at the Last Supper =8-0
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posted on
05/16/2012 4:16:08 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Lakeshark; Lazamataz
Following a recently reported story regarding the famed Easter Island stone heads and the discovery of their bodies beneath, noted climate researcher James Hansen of NASA has submitted proof by consensus that a lowering of the sea level brought on by the inauguration of U.S. President Barack Obama was responsible for the revelation.
To: Lazamataz
If you really loved me Laz, you’d kill me first and spare me the horror of the next few months.
However I am morally opposed to death by Bugga Bugga ;)
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