1 posted on
05/16/2012 10:52:09 AM PDT by
Teotwawki
To: Teotwawki
:: ‘He didnt say anything, he just looked happy and proud. ::
Now we know what happened to “Enzyte Bob”!
2 posted on
05/16/2012 10:57:23 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows
Your “maturity” is needed over here!
3 posted on
05/16/2012 10:58:12 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: Teotwawki
...mystery naked man... a battered sausage. Yikes. No pictures, PLEASE!
5 posted on
05/16/2012 11:02:32 AM PDT by
Brandonmark
(2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
To: Teotwawki
“Oy, mate ... ya really need another one??”
6 posted on
05/16/2012 11:02:40 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Already a-salted & battered .)
To: Teotwawki
What did he pay for it with?.............
7 posted on
05/16/2012 11:04:24 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Think logically. Act normally.................)
To: Teotwawki
To: Teotwawki
“
and it was at that point that I realized my life had become completely unmanageable.”
9 posted on
05/16/2012 11:05:18 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows
My dad drove a Rambler for a [cough] VERY short time. He traded it for a pretty, yellow Camero.
To: Teotwawki
Aw yes!....The old naked man-battered sausage trick!
To: Lazamataz
'He didnt say anything, he just looked happy and proud. Well, why the hell not...
15 posted on
05/16/2012 11:48:54 AM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Teotwawki; Lurker
Mr Stevens, 28, said the man, who was about 40, was later seen walking into a local chippie to buy a battered sausage. Mr Stevens said he did not recognise the man and had no idea what had happened to him since. 'He was confidently walking down the long road,' Mr Stevens added. 'He didnt say anything, he just looked happy and proud. I'm very sorry.
I'll never do it again.
Until next time.
16 posted on
05/16/2012 11:53:11 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
To: Teotwawki
He didn’t order spotted dick?
19 posted on
05/16/2012 12:14:22 PM PDT by
dainbramaged
(OMG - Obama Must Go)
To: Teotwawki
Isn't "battered sausage" a Brit euphemism for
Polishing the bannister
Beating the bishop
Buck the slobbering donkey
Pudwrestle
Tug of war with Cyclops
Roughing up the suspect?
23 posted on
05/16/2012 12:22:05 PM PDT by
jrg
To: Teotwawki
I was afraid the “battered sausage” reflected abuse of the parts on display.
28 posted on
05/16/2012 12:42:40 PM PDT by
Myrddin
To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady
I'd be happy to batter his sausage.
I guarantee neither would he ever want it battered again, nor could it ever be.
30 posted on
05/16/2012 1:18:52 PM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: Teotwawki
31 posted on
05/16/2012 2:42:49 PM PDT by
Cheburashka
(It's legal to be out at night in spacesuits, even carrying a rag dolly. Cops hauled us in anyway.)
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