Posted on 05/07/2012 8:33:44 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
FOUR out of five black women are seriously overweight. One out of four middle-aged black women has diabetes. With $174 billion a year spent on diabetes-related illness in America and obesity quickly overtaking smoking as a cause of cancer deaths, it is past time to try something new.
(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...
“...And why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?...”
Yeah... and think about this -
Asteroids - come into the Hemisphere... But Hemorroids are on yer a**... So........why aren’t hemorroids called Assteroids, and Asteroids called Hemorroids?
And - if olive oil comes from crushing olives...where the hell does BABY OIL come from???
The mind boggles...
“Ya has ta tie’s a 2x4 across yo’ arse so you don’ts falls in....”
She don’t have to be a whale for that to come into play...
“...and bait for the zombies in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse...”
Yep! Or a food source - think Soylent Green! :)
“The mind boggles...”
Yes! And my mind is!
I like your humor!!!
Reminds me of the old joke...two hunters in the woods, stumble upon a Grizzly and her cubs...first hunter’s gun misfires, he takes off running...
Second hunter stops, puts on running shoes...
“Ya think that’s gonna make you outrun the bear?” The first hunter asks...
Second hunter answers - “Nah...don’t have to outrun the bear...just gots ta outrun YOU!!”
Hahaha!!!
Always good to start the day with a chuckle, ya know?
Did this guy think there was a large pool of beautiful shapely women applying to clean the dorm rooms but the college tore up their resumes?
Laughter is the best medicine, FRiend!!!
Nice joke!!!
Would it be true though? Would the mama bear only attack the first target or would it continue after the second?
She would... if the one hunter had ensured his own survival by rubbing bacon grease all over the other guy’s stuff ahead of time...
Like Bugs Bunny said...”Uh oh...Think fast, Rabbit...”
Gotcha!
Ah, the wisdom of Bugs Bunny.
And look at the blubber on THIS one...from Britain..
Damn...the moon is out early tonight!!!! BOTH moons, actually!!!
One finds wisdom where one can these days!!! Hahaha!!!
You ain’t kiddin’!
Reubin Askew.
What, he liked fat chicks?
You know in Mauritania which is both Black and Arab, being obese is a sign of prosperity and fat chicks are desirable mates, stretch marks=hot. So some young girls are force fed huge amounts of milk and other stuff to make them huge and disgusting and if they vomit they’re made to eat the puke. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard of.
I just have one minor word change that I'd make to your statement here, but it makes all the difference in the world.
Gov't policy isn't implemented with an "implied" threat of force, it's more of an "inherent" threat of force.
RE Mauritania:
Well, they do say “Da More Cushion, Da Better De Pushin’ Mon!” after all...
Followed by “Smoke DIS, mon!”
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