[Jack Hydrazine]

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She's just a girl who can't say Nein: The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal

[Lazamataz]

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again. Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

Unbelievable wimp.

I'm in my late 40's, and about 2 years ago when I thought the chick and I were going to NEED to seperate for good, she said, "Hey, how about one for old times sake?"

Because I knew it was over and we weren't gonna ever again, I tapped that -- NO LIE -- ten times in a row over the course of the next day and night.

Obviously, she pleaded to stay and I relented. We broke up about a year later, but what happened, happened... and I'm OLD.

THIS guy is a woman with a sausage.

[PGR88]

Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal.

So they are saying, once you see she has defeated an African, you know we have a real monster on our hands!

[Revolting cat!]

Some men have all the luck!

(And complain about it. Sheesh!)

[NRA1995]

“When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a ‘quickie.’
They declined.”

[Responsibility2nd]

‘I met her on a bus,’ said the man. ‘She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.’

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Amateur.

Shoulda pinged Lazamataz for advice.

[Robe]

Paging Laz , Paging Laz , we need you over here , guy .....

[Stepan12]

Nymophmaniac?

Sandra Fluke moved to Germany?

[Made In The USA]

Note to self: Book flight to Munich, call in sick for at least 36 hours.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ich bin ein Bedliner.

[Candor7]

There was an African from Munich
Who always chased women in Tunics
Forgetting to grease her
She beat his old keester
And now he speaks only in Runics.

[chris_bdba]

When did men become such whips that they can’t fight off a woman?

[AnTiw1]

In her case polyandry seems an ecclesiastical imperative...”it is better to marry than to burn”...sounds like she needs her own fire department...

I can remember lovin’ that put the moon to bed and greeted the sun...but 36 HOURS??...That isn’t fun, that’s slave labor!! ;^)

[martin_fierro]

She's just a girl who can't say Nein

She's just a girl who can't say nine.

[buffaloguy]

I am not sure what the complaint was about....

[BRL]

Welcome to the Hotel Californication.....

[elkfersupper]

I've met lots of politicians, lawyers, accountants, etc.

Didn't like many of those people.

I've never met a nymphomaniac I didn't like (well, with maybe one exception).

[Rocky]

Her latest victim, an African

Lulu and Zulu?

[SamAdams76]

"Did somebody say German nymphomaniac?"

[Redcloak]

I shouldn’t make fun, but the first thing that popped into my head was “Baby, I’m not from Havana!”.

[JRios1968]