Posted on 03/07/2012 9:04:37 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Good afternoon, megaBiggirlListeningToUConnMenInBigEastTourneydittos from Biggirl.
Boy, howdy, do I so agree with you! Fluke is the quintessential slut. While I don't like the word, it fits her.
Happened here also. Our distance is not close from what can tell.
Wonder why all the tree huggers haven’t rushed out to buy a Volt???
I usually listen to Rush on Tunein Radio on my Roku but I can’t get it to come up!
I thought it was my interntet connection but that’s working!
Fits her like a hand in glove, like a .... (never mind.)
Not for a moment.
Been listening to UConn men’s basketball. Glad that you were able to find another station to listen to Rush.
Why am I still hearing Republican ads today? The vote was yesterday, candidates! Geesh.
Advertisers don’t really care about who listens-— only those who listen and buy.
I think that Fluking Slut has had her 15 minutes.
I vote next week.
Just heard a Rush-narrated LifeLock commercial. I guess they’re sticking.
My Roku radio is not working either. No content available.
I’m gonna get me some Payton Manning pj’s. They are slut proofed.
BBL
Apple Ipad event, at least I think it is about the ipad.
Stupid Colts.
above my abilities
hello where can i go to get away from leftist “heath worker” ads by hollywood numb nuts?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.