Posted on 03/07/2012 9:04:37 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Not only is Caddel stupid, he is stupid and uses bad grammar.
Kitty needs help or will be banished to detached garage (old rickety shed)
I can’t say Hume has disappointed before this but it’s a hard one to take.
you are hangin some low fruit at a jokester.....mmmmmmm
I was very dissappointed to hear that “the economy” is the number 1 issue for the majority of the voters yesterday. There is nothing more important than repealing Obamacare! The economy will always cycle and the current problems are very easy to fix, but if Obamacare is not repealed with the next presidential term, we will always have it.
Obamacare is the single most liberty stealing piece of legislation in my lifetime and will haunt this country exponentially worse than the establishment of the income tax and social security combined.
The issue of “the economy” pales in comparison to Obamacare and the fact that “the majority” of the voters have that as their #1 priority is a sad testament regarding the electorate’s understanding of the role of government. It is a sad day when the more conservative party (not Conservative) has a primary and its voters fail this test.
Slings owns the Kitty ping list. Hope someone on it can help you out. Never heard of a kitten not using a litter box.
Hume is exactly today what he always was a mannered unafraid rino.
Thanks for taking one for the team LOL!
God Bless Sean but I can’t stand his repetitiveness, his radio show is all I can take, barely. TV would send me over...
While Obama tells US citizens that we must reduce our consumption of fossil fuels, Obama is busy facilitating the transfer of our natural reserves to China through one of his favorite crony partners, Chesapeake Energy, headquartered in OK.
You might recall that Chesapeake was recently in the news for partnering with the Sierra Club in support of natural gas on the East Coast and in opposition to coal. I have to wonder if the Sierra Club is aware that Chesapeake’s Chinese partners are also major partners in the Canadian tar sands oil project that wants to build the Keystone pipeline.
Chesapeake has sold US gas and oil leases on both sides of the country to China. I forget the location of the East coast shale lease, but the west coast oil/gas lease is in the Powder River Basin in Colorado.
Obama is also pushing to export PRB coal to Asia.
Thankee-—
Before supporting Romney where has Hume been a RINO?
don’t you believe a word of this media narrative
the honest to God folk who will vote are voting to save America for God.
can’t fix a roof that never had a foundation
Maybe Rush should get behind the Flipper, that would be fun!!!
I only will watch because I do not have the bandwidth on the net. I cannot stand Sean, stopped watching him a couple of years ago.
FU Tom Brokejaw...
My local Rush station is also the home base station for the Quinn and Rose show. If Rush says something once every five or ten years to cause this kind of commotion, Quinn says something like that at least 3 or 4 times per week. Yet there is zero indication that they are ever going to fire him.
Hence I think Rush is completely safe on my local station.
You mean Romney?
sluffin the profits to friends is just a byproduct of intentions......if this pipe were used rightly, add drillin in the gulf and Alaska, well that is called a boom
A domestic boom kills the Arab Spring wherein the Muslim Brotherhood is killin and takin every dictators land and seat
Holder done told ya...we don’t go after our own people
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