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Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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IMPR, glad you and yours are safe...but my heart breaks for those who have lost loved ones. The story of the baby (found alone in a field) who passed away (her mom, dad and siblings were killed also) just breaks my heart. Words fail for what your neighbors are going thru...
I am curious that Fluke WAS MADE the story. Not the need for help (bless Ky coach for mentioning the Red Cross and devastation!) but everything else was just a selfish HO down of whining about “needing” birth control and how dang noble the Flake is.
Rush called himself to cancel Two if By Tea but got a busy signal. Lovable. Fuzzball.
LOL!!!!! I bet he sure did!
Everybody is ordering .... multiple cases ..... :-)
Are/were those Micky-D’s “golden arches”, in your 2nd photo? Wowser!
Great picture.
We will always have victory with God’s rules...
We will always have defeat with Alinsky’s rules ...
... by the way, it seems Rush agrees with me ...
Rush now is explaining why he apoligized.
I have to post and run. I watched the video. My jaw dropped. This was in the category of a huge CUNNING STUNT!!
I am loving his apology.
LMAO
However, I think Rush should not apologize!
He tried to cancel himself, but the phone line was busy. hahahaha
Rush explains his mistake - in fighting them last week he became like them.....descended to their level in using those two words.
Those two words were uncalled for, innappropriate, distracted from the points he was trying to make. Does not think she is either of those two words.
WE LOVEYA, RUSH!
I’m stealing that photo...awesome!!!
Brilliant idea,if the sponsors who left Rush are that weak,that shallow he’s better off without them.
Great Potrait. Hope you don’t mind but I stealz it
Keep waiting on your victory.
And BFD. I don’t need anyone to tell me how to conduct myself, whether it is some inane anonymous poster on a forum or Rush Limbaugh. I disagree with Rush. Apparently, there are some people who are incapable of thinking for themselves. I don’t cave to bullies and I don’t tuck my tail. And I don’t give a fig what you or anyone else thinks of me.
I just ordered a case of Diet Blueberry tea.
Her name is pronounced “Sandra Fluck”?? Rhymes with . . .
Sandra “FLUCK” LOL - EL Rushbo stikes again!!
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