Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Opening ... at theaters all across America...
Starring ... World-class actor, Mitt Romney [playing several of his selves]ObamaCare
The long awaited sequel to
Mitt and Ted's Health Care AdventuresYou'll be gripped by terror as you realize Mitt had the ability to lie (as cool as Obama) when he swore he never supported a mandate at the federal level.
You'll cringe and gasp for air when you see Mitt thank Ted for Ted's labor (behind the scenes in DC and on Beacon Hill) to give birth to their special baby RomneyCare.
I agree.
And, with me, the deliveries were always late into the evening.
Once I called about a late delviery for my wife....they assured me it was “on the van for delivery” at 8pm.
Around 930pm, the van showed up, the driver did a quick sneak up to the porch, set the flowers down, ran back to the van and drove away.
I watched the whole espisode and called Pro-Flowers and raised hell with them.
They offered a 20% discount on my next order, but I held firm and got them to remove the charge completely.
Oh, my. How horrible.
I agree.
And, with me, the deliveries were always late into the evening.
Once I called about a late delviery for my wife....they assured me it was “on the van for delivery” at 8pm.
Around 930pm, the van showed up, the driver did a quick sneak up to the porch, set the flowers down, ran back to the van and drove away.
I watched the whole espisode and called Pro-Flowers and raised hell with them.
They offered a 20% discount on my next order, but I held firm and got them to remove the charge completely.
Please add me to your call list.
Hey Rush is Sandra one of your top 10 female names?
signed: Mitch Daniels (who you savegely trashed)
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Along with providing their contact information and exhorting his listeners to write and call them. He better do that. |
EXCELLENT article (it has been posted as a thread on FR):
“The Real Point of the Left’’s Uproar Over Limbaugh”
http://frontpagemag.com/2012/03/05/the-real-point-of-the-left%e2%80%99s-uproar-over-limbaugh/
Also, quote from Newt:
“‘I am astonished at the desperation of the elite media to avoid rising gas prices, to avoid a presidential apology to religious fanatics in Afghanistan, to avoid a trillion dollar deficit … and suddenly decide that Rush Limbaugh is the real national crisis this week.”
Buckling my seatbelt ..... don’t smoke, but if I had a cigar, I’d be lighting one up in solidarity with Rush - would be drinking Two if by Tea as well, if I had some on hand!
bump
Just tuned in online, first thing I hear is an ad for some sex aid called “Hot Rocks.” Is that what WABC is now?
You conduct yourself the way your conscience allows and I’ll get down and dirty with the left.
I refuse to cede ground to the leftists and refuse to allow them to win because I hold myself to some figmented “higher” standard that proves nothing and wins even less.
In short it was a trap and Rush saw it. He also fell for it.
Horrible is right!
Looks likes a toy villiage torn apart.
I’m sorry but this whole episode was a HUGE set up to get the focus OFF of the amazingly poor economic situation of this country and ON to typical social engineering. Sandra Fluke put HER OWN personal laundry out in public and did so to push her own agenda of more government involvement in my life.
It is my sincere wish that the entire Republican Party regroups to get the focus of this country back to the REAL issues that we are facing, but as long as people like Sandra Fluke make life-long goals of government intrusion on personal lives, we must continue to stand strong to call out their absurdity.
OMG! Prayers for all of them!
I think Rush may have sensed the trap, but the “entertainer” in him couldn’t resist making hay of a salacious topic. I fear he overestimated his resilience—and the allegiance of his advertisers—in the wake of criticism.
Starts out with a joke right out of the gate. That’s our Rush!
LOL great sense of humor. Can’t cancel Two if by Tea advertising.
“I called myself to cancel the Two if by Tea advertising, but the number was busy, so Two if by Tea is still a sponsor.”
I know they appreciate it.
My family and I are already signed up to go help with clean up this weekend and for however long it takes.
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